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I am usually a bit over 20% depending on what the amount is and what cash we have. For instance I wont ask for change if I am just going to take a dollar or two of it. We normally go to the same places so we want to keep them happy and avoid the spit in our food.

/anyone tip when they go and pick up takeout? I always do if I intend on going back there again lol

50/50 depending on my mood and cash.
 
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Once I got a haircut, but their credit card machine was down, and I was short on cash. The machine actually broke during my haircut.

Anyway, they said it was cool, took the cash I had, no tip, and just asked that I covered the difference when I came back next time.

Next time was six months later, it turns out, because I just don't get my hair cut very often, but I covered the full difference at that haircut. I tried to explain that it wasn't all the guy's tip, but that I just owed the barbershop money from my previous visit, but the guy was not listening, probably super excited about the 100% tip he just received.
 

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Sometimes if I really like the server I write a joke on a napkin for them. I have only had hot soup spilled on me 9 times.
 

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not sure if i already dropped this one but the people who check your receipts as you leave costco

do you really have to stop the huge line of exiting people to draw a fucked up smiley face on the back of my receipt when you see that i have 2 kids in the buggy ... im even more pissed when the drawing is for other peoples kids ... what do these people think ... that we just hand over the receipts to the kids and they trade/collect them like hockey cards? Youre not Picasso dammit!

now if someone told me this is some sort of store security tactic to get surveillance cameras focused on exiting people and slow the line ... ok then
 

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^ Dead or in Jail, Ted. Dead or In Jail.


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I want to hear what Eddie Money has to say before I make any decisions.
 

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Racism. Racism and other forms of bigotry are gay.
 

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Not sure if I posted this or not, but.....

When driving on a 2 lane road and the car in front of me is making a left turn into a driveway or whatever. If you see that there are no cars coming the other way, then get the hell over in the other lane and then turn. Don't make me slow down to an almost a complete stop when there's nothing coming the other way.

Another is when the car in front of you is getting into the middle lane to make a left turn. Don't coast / creep slowly into the lane, get over there so I can get by!
 
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Someone turned right without a turn signal in front of me today, which wouldn't have been much of an issue if I hadn't been on a bike, and the driver had to go through the bike lane during the turn. Good thing I just got my brakes tuned up.
 
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