OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop

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Scientists find GIANT Pandoravirus that could have come from an alien planet | Mail Online

A PANDAVIRUS????

It's pandamonium people...

 

[dare2be]

It's pandamonium people...

Bam!

Boo........

 

[jstewismybastardson]

yup!


[url]http://gawker.com/family-that-spent-100k-on-beanie-babies-kinda-regrets-912528986[/URL]

 

[Eddie_Shack]

yup!


[url]http://gawker.com/family-that-spent-100k-on-beanie-babies-kinda-regrets-912528986[/URL]

 

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I think Eddie was Biden his time just waiting for the perfect opportunity to post that gif...

 

[jstewismybastardson]

under the tagline "worst rebranding ever"




"everyone sells donuts ... donuts this ... donuts that ... we need something "fresh" and new sounding"

"I got it ... yeast rings"

"sounds deeeee-lish"

"thats a home run jim"

hi-fives for everyone

 

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but funny

 

[Comeds]

Thats the funniest thing I will see all day.

Great marketing choice.

 

[forty_three]

I hear that guy is personally responsible for the Auto Industry putting out the Chevy Vega.

Thats the funniest thing I will see all day.

Great marketing choice.

I was leaning towards "Sucrose coated, fried wheat frisbees"

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Sucks cause i was lookin at using "yeast ring" as a rebrand for another vulgar word i use frequently in order to get out of higgys doghouse

 

[forty_three]

Sucks cause i was lookin at using "yeast ring" as a rebrand for another vulgar word i use frequently in order to get out of higgys doghouse

"democrat"?

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Yeast Ring
Eugenics Napkin

Slowly but surely, this board is creating some horrific slang terms.

 

[forty_three]

Yeast Ring
Eugenics Napkin

Slowly but surely, this board is creating some horrific slang terms.

Or some kickass band names.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

The question is, does Yeast Ring open for Eugenics Napkin?

/Napkin has the Smythe, while Yeast Ring is always on the IR and in Mario's basement... I vote Napkin.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

/Napkin has the Smythe, while Yeast Ring is always on the IR and in Mario's basement... I vote Napkin.

Eugenics Napkin > L-east Ring

 

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Sorry honey, not tonight. I've got yeast ring.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"If you liked it then you should have put a yeast ring on it"

 

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Sorry honey, not tonight. I've got yeast ring.

Tell Jeremy I can't hear him 'cuz my two yeast rings are in my ears...

 

[forty_three]

Tell Jeremy I can't hear him 'cuz my two yeast rings are in my ears...

Well, there's an incredibly amusing and altogether terrifying mental image (in light of where jstew took the phrase "yeast ring") that I really could have done without.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Tell Jeremy I can't hear him 'cuz my two yeast rings are in my ears...

now thats a mind fuck