OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[elocomotive]

(Enters barbershop)
(bell rings)

...

...

"What is this place?!?"

 

[buffhockey]

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Oh yeah they are all great musicians and been in different legit bands. If they couldn’t play it would just be awful and not entertaining.

They have toured with many bands and been around for a long time doing this.

Yeah, I've seen them three times now. Still love when Satchel does his combination guitar and drum solo.

 

[puckhead]

 

[Comeds]

*reading this, tears streaming down my face, as I look at my July plane ticket to Nevada I hold in my hand*

 

[mattola]

*reading this, tears streaming down my face, as I look at my July plane ticket to Nevada I hold in my hand*

 

[buffhockey]

Studded condoms for extra traction?

 

[mattola]

Studded condoms for extra traction?

probably going to need this around the old willy

 

[thedddd]

So if my math is correct she serviced 25 people a day for the 54 years.


NOTE: I heard they are going to rename the Grand Canyon after her.

 

[Comeds]

I wonder if they had one of the old McDonald's signs outside of where she worked.

"Over 199,000 served!"
"Over 199,001 served!"

 

[mattola]

I wonder if they had one of the old McDonald's signs outside of where she worked.

"Over 199,000 served!"
"Over 199,001 served!"

dude who hit 499,999

 

[Comeds]

dude who hit 499,999

I wonder if they got their picture in the local paper for that? Cool if so.

 

[mattola]

I wonder if they got their picture in the local paper for that? Cool if so.

 

[dash]

You guys continue to sully her good name...Rodney Dangerfield would never do such a thing.

"I bet you were something before electricity"
"Hey baby, want to make $14 the hard way"

 

[sbb122]

You guys continue to sully her good name...Rodney Dangerfield would never do such a thing.

"I bet you were something before electricity"
"Hey baby, want to make $14 the hard way"

“Hey nice hat, did it come with a BJ from that old hag?”

 

[dash]

“Hey nice hat, did it come with a BJ from that old hag?”

Oh, it looks good on you though

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I wonder if they had one of the old McDonald's signs outside of where she worked.

"Over 199,000 served!"
"Over 199,001 served!"

big repeat customer business I bet ... aka a mattola!

 

[thedddd]

big repeat customer business I bet ... aka a mattola!

The out mattola’ed the mattola!

 

[thedddd]

I hope she dies under mysterious circumstances because I would love to see the DNA results on her episode of Forensic Files.

 

[mattola]

You guys continue to sully her good name...Rodney Dangerfield would never do such a thing.

"I bet you were something before electricity"
"Hey baby, want to make $14 the hard way"