OT: Bullshitting at the Barbershop part deux

[Bloody Brian Burke]

just remember... dont talk, dont flash it around

"It's in my mother in law's name..."

 

[puckhead]

just remember... dont talk, dont flash it around

that's the image i was looking for, but am on a work computer, so not sure who checks my search history

 

[dash]

This scene is one of my favorites and Scorsese's mom is so good...

 

[puckhead]

MSN

www.msn.com

I'd like some clarity on who doesn't know the following. Because If it's reporters, that's fine, but if it's the cops..... WTF?


There are many open questions about the robbery. Here are some key facts that remain unknown at this time:

• The origin of the flight.
• The destination of the gold and other items.
• If the gold was in bar form or bullion. Bars can be stamped with identification numbers.
• Exactly what the other high value items were.
• Who owned the gold and other items that were stolen.

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

MSN

www.msn.com

I'd like some clarity on who doesn't know the following. Because If it's reporters, that's fine, but if it's the cops..... WTF?


There are many open questions about the robbery. Here are some key facts that remain unknown at this time:

• The origin of the flight.
• The destination of the gold and other items.
• If the gold was in bar form or bullion. Bars can be stamped with identification numbers.
• Exactly what the other high value items were.
• Who owned the gold and other items that were stolen.

GTA cops have been on an absolute roll of being fucking terrible at their jobs the past few years so it wouldn't be surprising at all if this was the cops.

Only 1 out of 28 people charged in York police’s Markham gambling mansion raid convicted

Wei Dong was convicted of storing AR-15 and unlawful possession of magazine

www.yorkregion.com

‘Fraudulent non-disclosure’: Massive Toronto police drug case collapsed amid allegations officers misled court

Project Brisa — billed Toronto police’s largest international drug takedown — fell apart as the defence alleged officers misled a judge to obtain a key wiretap warrant.

www.thestar.com

Cops likely stole thousands in cash from Toronto man during drug bust, judge finds

The court case for a man accused of drug trafficking has been tossed out after an Ontario judge found it "reasonable" to believe that Toronto police stole approximately $6,000 in cash seized while executing a warrant at the man's apartment.

toronto.ctvnews.ca

 

[puckhead]

oof

MSN

www.msn.com

Robert Jones’ body was not in the ship’s morgue, instead, it was moved to a cooler on a different floor. The cooler, the suit said, was not cold enough to preserve the body which was in a state of severe decomposition, the suit said.

the beverage cooler.

 

[buffhockey]

oof

MSN

www.msn.com

Robert Jones’ body was not in the ship’s morgue, instead, it was moved to a cooler on a different floor. The cooler, the suit said, was not cold enough to preserve the body which was in a state of severe decomposition, the suit said.

the beverage cooler.

That explains the skunky beer..

 

[dash]

oof

MSN

www.msn.com

Robert Jones’ body was not in the ship’s morgue, instead, it was moved to a cooler on a different floor. The cooler, the suit said, was not cold enough to preserve the body which was in a state of severe decomposition, the suit said.

the beverage cooler.

Reminds me of this old joke:

Wife: You're a horrible man, when you die, I'm gonna dance on your grave.
Husband: I'm going to be buried at sea, go ahead and dance.

 

[sbb122]

They could have just done this instead…

 

[puckhead]

They could have just done this instead…

or at least used the meat locker

 

[Comeds]

oof

MSN

www.msn.com

Robert Jones’ body was not in the ship’s morgue, instead, it was moved to a cooler on a different floor. The cooler, the suit said, was not cold enough to preserve the body which was in a state of severe decomposition, the suit said.

the beverage cooler.

Wow, that's cold

 

[Comeds]

Somebody hacked my sister's IUD

It's even worse. I thought she upgraded to the WiFi version. She didn't

 

[puckhead]

Wow, that's cold

not cold enough, apparently

 

[Comeds]

 

[mattola]

oof

MSN

www.msn.com

Robert Jones’ body was not in the ship’s morgue, instead, it was moved to a cooler on a different floor. The cooler, the suit said, was not cold enough to preserve the body which was in a state of severe decomposition, the suit said.

the beverage cooler.

"Bartender! Give me a cold stiff one!"

"Er .. how about a hot Toddy?"

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Happy 84th birthday to Lee Majors!!

 

[forty_three]

 

[dash]

Pretty sure this has been posted previously, but it's too funny...I've almost done this to my wife on a MS Teams call - Now she pulls the pocket door closed when she's taking part in a meeting.

 

[Comeds]

Pretty sure this has been posted previously, but it's too funny...I've almost done this to my wife on a MS Teams call - Now she pulls the pocket door closed when she's taking part in a meeting.

The look of utter defeat near the end! Whats a pocket door? Not familiar with the term