Series Thread: Opening Series Against The Mariners April 4-6 2016

[Bmurph]

Servais sit the fuck down

 

[Bmurph]

Ianetta im not so sure you can "snap Tom in fucking half"

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

HR - 2B - 2B - HR - HBP - ejection.

Certainly that's going to be the shittiest line we see from a reliever this year...

 

[Kelleyman]

Sure ther will be a new photo of Banny pointing his famous finger soon

 

[Bmurph]

HR - 2B - 2B - HR - HBP - ejection.

Certainly that's going to be the shittiest line we see from a reliever this year...

SOB I sure hope so, for fucks sake

 

[Bmurph]

Sure ther will be a new photo of Banny pointing his famous finger soon

Should make it into a "bobblefinger"

 

[DT LUNA]

Night boys. This game doesn't deserve me.

 

[Kelleyman]

Looks like one ugly win followed by one ugly loss barring miraculous Ranger bat resurrection

 

[Bmurph]

Wasted a nice effort by Teen

 

[donaldson79]

Sure ther will be a new photo of Banny pointing his famous finger soon

I'll take the under till midnight. You on?

 

[Bmurph]

So much for Faulkner's ST ERA and shut down innings

 

[donaldson79]

Holy crap..........I'm outta here.

Tomorrow is an early afternoon affair.

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

What in the holy fuck has happened

 

[Duane1952]

Nice of the Rangers to provide batting practice pitchers for the Mariners.

 

[Bmurph]

If he was still a Ranger that would have Martin on the 15 day DL tomorrow

 

[WilltheThrill]

Servais sit the fuck down

I know multiple people within the Rangers organization who absolutely couldn't stand Scott Servais when he was with the team. They all agreed to a man that he was easily one of the biggest jerks in all of baseball. I never met him or had any reason to form an opinion on him, but their separate opinions on him were so unanimously strong and unfavorable that it made me think they were probably right.

 

[Bmurph]

What in the holy fuck has happened

Bullpen has shit the bed, but it wasn't Diek, Dyson, Kela, or Tolley, so I guess thats the silver lining?

 

[BULLPEN FAILURE]

3 former Rangers: 4/7, 2 2B, 2 HR, 4 RBI, 5 runs

 

[Bmurph]

I know multiple people within the Rangers organization who absolutely couldn't stand Scott Servais when he was with the team. They all agreed to a man that he was easily one of the biggest jerks in all of baseball. I never met him or had any reason to form an opinion on him, but their separate opinions on him were so unanimously strong and unfavorable that it made me think they were probably right.

I agree with the sentiment

 

[ESPN Refugee]

I know multiple people within the Rangers organization who absolutely couldn't stand Scott Servais when he was with the team. They all agreed to a man that he was easily one of the biggest jerks in all of baseball. I never met him or had any reason to form an opinion on him, but their separate opinions on him were so unanimously strong and unfavorable that it made me think they were probably right.

He certainly looks like a little bitch.

And fuck Ianetta too.