MLB Daily Thread: Oh those mighty Red Sox, disappointing Padres & Flopping Nats

[Used 2 B Hu]

Wait...Ventura screwed somebody's mother?

 

[black francis]

What did Mike Trout have to say to him?

what the fuck are you looking at?

then he was chirping at him at the plate after he scored

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

what the fuck are you looking at?

then he was chirping at him at the plate after he scored

So he was screwing Trout's mother behind the plate, and when Trout said something Ventura asked him what he was looking at?

 

[PolarVortex]

So he was screwing Trout's mother behind the plate, and when Trout said something Ventura asked him what he was looking at?

TrouserTrout is a fag.

 

[mick7-1961]

Best player on the team.

No way......Gardner...Ellsbury

 

[chappee11]

No way......Gardner...Ellsbury

Yeah. It really is Ellsbury. But Arod was the best for the first 10 games, or so.

Girardi probably needs to be careful with Arod, actually. Back in Spring Training when Arod still needed to "make the team"(insert laughter), they said he was only going to be playing 3x/week at most. He's like a Cadillac with 180k miles on it. Proceed with caution.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Yeah. It really is Ellsbury. But Arod was the best for the first 10 games, or so.

What a shocker...Boston fans think the best current Yankee is a former Red Sox.

Need I remind you that C. Montgomery Burns was not only America's wealthiest, but therefore most trustworthy, citizen? A-Rod, by virtue of his enormous salary, is therefore by default the greatest Yankee.

 

[Rock Strongo]

What a shocker...Boston fans think the best current Yankee is a former Red Sox.

Need I remind you that C. Montgomery Burns was not only America's wealthiest, but therefore most trustworthy, citizen? A-Rod, by virtue of his enormous salary, is therefore by default the greatest Yankee.

see my vest, see my vest...made of real gorilla chest

see my loafers? former gophers.

either that, or skin my chauffeurs.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

For my sweater, there's no better
than authentic Irish Setter

 

[mick7-1961]

Yeah. It really is Ellsbury. But Arod was the best for the first 10 games, or so.

Girardi probably needs to be careful with Arod, actually. Back in Spring Training when Arod still needed to "make the team"(insert laughter), they said he was only going to be playing 3x/week at most. He's like a Cadillac with 180k miles on it. Proceed with caution.

LOL