Official pats/falcons SB smack talk thread

[Chewbaccer]

I prefer dry rubs on ribs en sech

I can't slam Memphis style.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Wow you really really suck at this.

Seems to get yall riled up and longing for a more lighthearted thread.

 

[Chewbaccer]

Which QB led the league in downfield passes this year? Passes over 11 yards as determined by the NFL. As your geeky stat sidekick to help ya'll

Which QB lead the league in passes 20+ yards down field, and which QB was most efficient on those passes?

 

[NEPatsfan]

Which QB lead the league in passes 20+ yards down field, and which QB was most efficient on those passes?

The over 11 yard stat is the more relevant stat.

 

[rmilia1]

But but Brady is a system qb. See Matt Cassell and the first 4 games of this season. I wish you fucktards would make up your minds.

?? Talking to the wrong guy. I freaking love Brady. Guys an animal

 

[NEPatsfan]

?? Talking to the wrong guy. I freaking love Brady. Guys an animal

Is Giselle aware of this?

 

[Rex Racer]

Dry rup is so overrated!

 

[rmilia1]

Is Giselle aware of this?

Yeah Tom took her after I was done with her.

 

[Mayday Malone]

Yeah, you called her Giselle alright.

 

[NEPatsfan]

Anchors aweigh my good man, anchors aweigh.

 

[Southieinnc]

Okay I'll just pop into the future for a correct picture.

Try this one!!!!!

 

[NEhomer]

 

[NEhomer]

Q: What's the difference between the Atlanta Falcons and a dollar bill? A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Atlanta Falcons and possums have in common? A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: What's the difference between the Falcons and cigarettes? A: Belichick doesn't smoke cigarettes.


Q: What do the Falcons and the Post Office have in common? A: Neither deliver on Sundays!

Q: How many Atlanta Falcons does it take to change a tire? A: One, unless it's a blowout, in which case they all show up

Q: Did you hear about the blonde burglar? A: He broke into the Atlanta Falcons' trophy room.

Q: Did you hear that Atlanta's football team doesn't have a website? A: They can't string three "Ws" together.

Q: Why are Atlanta Falcons jokes getting dumber and dumber?? A: Because Falcons fans have started to make them up themselves.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Seems to get yall riled up and longing for a more lighthearted thread.

Still sucking keep practicing BillyBob

 

[Chewbaccer]

Still sucking keep practicing BillyBob

I'm known as Spud in the Georgia poker community, which is so much better than Billy Bob IMO.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

Which QB lead the league in passes 20+ yards down field, and which QB was most efficient on those passes?

Not sure I was red neck enough to say he could only throw 5 yard dinks. You're not very good at this, keep practicing. Then in another 20 years when Atlanta makes it back to the SB you'all be fittin to get it on.

 

[NEhomer]

I'm known as Spud in the Georgia poker community, which is so much better than Billy Bob IMO.

Spud is a great nickname. You need this shirt.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I'm known as Spud in the Georgia poker community, which is so much better than Billy Bob IMO.

They're likely calling you Pud not Spud

 

[Chewbaccer]

Not sure I was red neck enough to say he could only throw 5 yard dinks. You're not very good at this, keep practicing. Then in another 20 years when Atlanta makes it back to the SB you'all be fittin to get it on.

A lot of gibberish in this post, but I'm sure it was a cool story.

 

[Chewbaccer]

They're likely calling you Pud not Spud

No, unlike Bostonians, Georgians(well, north Georgians anyways) don't struggle with the pronunciation of any letters.