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Browns 12-4

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Loved the first episode of Hard Knocks. Looking forward to episode 2 tonight. I get super caught up in position battles and who's going to make the team. Then I realize that it literally doesn't even matter because at the end of the day Browns are gonna Browns.
 

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Question 2: 1 horse sized duck because after I kill it, I'm going to feast.


You ain't killin shit, that fucker would grab yer little ass in it's beak and run around about 50 MPH, you'd be shittin' yourself!
 

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Loved the first episode of Hard Knocks. Looking forward to episode 2 tonight. I get super caught up in position battles and who's going to make the team. Then I realize that it literally doesn't even matter because at the end of the day Browns are gonna Browns.

Says a Niners fan.

I will make a vcash bet with you...

I bet the Browns have a better record than the Niners. $5,000 big ones
 

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Oh I have questions.


Why does 7-11 have locks on the doors if they are open 24 hours a day 365 days a year?

Would you rather fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses?

How do you sell hot coco in Florida?

What do you do when you walk into a freezer and find a penguin?




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Good questions. I got some as well.

Why do Vegas casinos have locks on doors when they're open 24/7?

Is a ducks ass waterproof?

If you have 24 odds & ends & 1 falls off the table what are you left w/ an odd or an end?

What is the cutoff age for being old these days?
 

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Good questions. I got some as well.

Why do Vegas casinos have locks on doors when they're open 24/7?

Is a ducks ass waterproof?

If you have 24 odds & ends & 1 falls off the table what are you left w/ an odd or an end?

What is the cutoff age for being old these days?


1. People poop man, didn't you see Sushi's response?

2. Resistant to 50 feet

3. One what fell off the table?

4. 39
 

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Good questions. I got some as well.

Why do Vegas casinos have locks on doors when they're open 24/7?

Is a ducks ass waterproof?

If you have 24 odds & ends & 1 falls off the table what are you left w/ an odd or an end?

What is the cutoff age for being old these days?

1 Because the same people that own 7-11 own Casinos.

2 No they have to get that watery shit out somehow

3 Odd

4 depends on who is asking
 

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You ain't killin shit, that fucker would grab yer little ass in it's beak and run around about 50 MPH, you'd be shittin' yourself!

If we're living in a world with a horse sized duck you best believe I'm running up on it looking like this:

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1. People poop man, didn't you see Sushi's response?

2. Resistant to 50 feet

3. One what fell off the table?

4. 39
1. No I didn't

3. An odd or an end. It's from a George Carlin rant.

4. 39??? Oh bullshit! That's means I'm old.
 

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Manggggg …. fux this boochit … I can't even get 'registered' in my beluvvered College Pickems for 2018, which I'm always in contention to win … every.cotdayum.year.

Mebbe if outtayercotdayumind <read: @outofyourmind > would give a dayum decent link to this frustratin boochit …

Guessin I'ma gonna have to enlist the expert help @moxie in getting signed up for this burrito boochit as soon as she gets US registed in College Pickems - where the real foosball is played.

Oh … #FuqdasteelersandgaytriotsandeveryoneelseinAFCthatcantletmydolfanswin
 

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Manggggg …. fux this boochit … I can't even get 'registered' in my beluvvered College Pickems for 2018, which I'm always in contention to win … every.cotdayum.year.

Mebbe if outtayercotdayumind <read: @outofyourmind > would give a dayum decent link to this frustratin boochit …

Guessin I'ma gonna have to enlist the expert help @moxie in getting signed up for this burrito boochit as soon as she gets US registed in College Pickems - where the real foosball is played.

Oh … #FuqdasteelersandgaytriotsandevertoneelseinAFCthatcantletmydolfanswin


Yeah, neither could I. You aint gotta register for this, yer in, you make your predictions for the season, you sit back and wait to collect your Hoop $$$ the end!
 

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The last time I bet on the on the Super-Bowl - I won, but yet they took my money and said I lost the bet - so I am not a fan of betting screwed again


Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life son. You ain't gonna be wagering your own hoop cash, we either play just for braggin rights or Ford allows me to pay the winners.
 

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Yeah, neither could I. You aint gotta register for this, yer in, you make your predictions for the season, you sit back and wait to collect your Hoop $$$ the end!
It's a cotdayum conspiracy against me.

They skeered of my massive CFB talents.

:tb: <<<<< This guy knowz
 
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