My Caption Contest

[flyersfan4706]

Bonus Points if you incorporate the Moon Landing!

 

[scottflyers88]

one small step for obesity

one giant leap for...... well, the same thing.

 

[dash]

Next time, drink Tang (the choice of Buzz Aldrin and the rest of the Apollo 11 crew)

 

[IPostedWhat]

"Houston, we have a weight problem!"

 

[scottflyers88]

that was a good one ipw.

 

[li0lsh]

Everything is bigger in Texas.

Especially portion size.

 

[puckhead]

"splash down in 3....2.....1....."

 

[dare2be]

I wouldn't want to get caught on the dark side of his moon later...

 

[The Croz Man Cometh]

By eating the seeds, kid shits out watermelon. Preperation H sales sky rocket.

 

[pixburgher66]

Damnit woman! I asked for seedless!

 

[dash]

Come on comeds, your standard caption is perfect for this picture...

 

[scottflyers88]

"insert fat and moon landing jokes here"

 

[Darkstone42]

The boy wailed, understanding that the watermellon was trapped in an orbit around him, and that even though it was always falling toward him, it would never reach him.

 

[Vadered]

"And thus a young Sidney Crosby learned that whining really will get you what you want."

"Why must you taunt me with food when I clearly have no upper teeth with which to eat it?!"

"Oh God, no, I'm allergic to watermelon! Don't let it touch me or I'll blow up like a balloo - *SHWOOP* - Aw, motherF@#$ER!"

"Some thought he was crying, but really, little Timmy was rearing back to use the technique his uncle Shinji had taught him - one strike, one kill."

 

[TOX1]

"I wish I was dead!!!"



sorry, I don't have any board certified jokes for disgustingly fat Eskimo kids....

 

[flyersfan4706]

"Houston, we have a weight problem!"

Winner

 

[dash]

In case anybody's curious, comeds standard caption is the following:

"This is not the best breakfast I've ever had"

lol

 

[IPostedWhat]

Winner

 

[dash]

Yup, you're the big weiner...

 

[sbb122]

In case anybody's curious, comeds standard caption is the following:

"This is not the best breakfast I've ever had"

lol

"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!"