May Poster of the month goes to........

[Mingo]

The Court Jester - position has been awarded to LGM. He says funny things - is quite witty, but most importantly - LGM uses humor to weaponize the truth. The ability to address himself to the truth - while being funny - makes him a classic Shakespearean Court Jester. There is no pay - and he will need to worry he might make the Court of Mingo angry - with his truthiness.

Minister of Mayham - This job goes to Crash - work his work and love for interior linemen on both sides of the ball. I admit - I took a bushel of blueberries as a bribe for this job - best offer always wins.

 

[SpringStein]

Not me? Color me stunned, shocked & disappointed.

I nominate IdahoRaiderFan as court jester, Mingo.

Mingo, I'm sorry to inform you that the royal court is being infiltrated with subversive voices. It's my job as personal confidant to share this shocking news with you.

 

[Mingo]

In the Court of Mingo - we have remedies for the subversives. I guess I will need to add the position of Axe Man/Executioner for the Royal Court. We usually start with the digits - so that Longhorn fans can not make the Hook 'em sign.

 

[LGM]

The Court Jester - position has been awarded to LGM. He says funny things - is quite witty, but most importantly - LGM uses humor to weaponize the truth. The ability to address himself to the truth - while being funny - makes him a classic Shakespearean Court Jester. There is no pay - and he will need to worry he might make the Court of Mingo angry - with his truthiness.

Minister of Mayham - This job goes to Crash - work his work and love for interior linemen on both sides of the ball. I admit - I took a bushel of blueberries as a bribe for this job - best offer always wins.

Admit it. In your mind, I look like Bull from the show Nightcourt.

 

[SpringStein]

My Royal Highness, may I bring to your attention that your subjects appear to be inebriated, missing in action, or otherwise simply not giving you the duly justified praise of one so glorious as you.

May your reign be forever!

 

[Mingo]

My Royal Highness, may I bring to your attention that your subjects appear to be inebriated, missing in action, or otherwise simply not giving you the duly justified praise of one so glorious as you.

May your reign be forever!

That does it - I'm calling a Trump style cabinet meeting forthwith.

 

[Mingo]

Today's decree: All users of the grocery cart - from this day forward - will be required to put that cart away in the parking lot after you unload it! No Exceptions!

 

[SpringStein]

Today's decree: All users of the grocery cart - from this day forward - will be required to put that cart away in the parking lot after you unload it! No Exceptions!

"Honey, do you mind going to the grocery store today? If one of us has to go to the gallows, I prefer it not be me!"

 

[LGM]

Today's decree: All users of the grocery cart - from this day forward - will be required to put that cart away in the parking lot after you unload it! No Exceptions!

I nominate SS to bring your lordship all carts that have one wheel that wags more than a dogs tail.

 

[Mingo]

Don't forget about me - we are almost half way through - and we haven't got to the traditional songs - yet.

 

[LGM]

Don't forget about me - we are almost half way through - and we haven't got to the traditional songs - yet.

Barnicle Bill?

 

[Mingo]

Barnicle Bill?

Yes- home from the seas - I am.