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Jerrah is losing his marbles

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Jerry Jones sees similarities between Cowboys’, Rams’ offenses

The Rams’ offense is the talk of the NFL this morning after a sensational game on Thursday night improved them to 4-0. But Cowboys owner Jerry Jones asks you not to overlook his own team’s offense.

Jones said today on 105.3 The Fan that he sees a lot of similarities between the Cowboys and the Rams.

Running down the way the Cowboys’ offense and the Rams’ offense compare, Jones said he’s as proud to have Dak Prescott as his quarterback as the Rams are to have Jared Goff as their quarterback. Jones also noted that the Cowboys can use Tavon Austin the way the Rams did last year, and added, “I like our offensive line, when it stacks up against the Rams.”

“I don’t think it’s a reach to think we could have that kind of productivity,” Jones said.

When Mike Bacsik of 105.3 The Fan told Jones that the Rams and Cowboys have looked a lot different on offense this year, Jones answered, “That’s why you’re doing radio and not the coaching.”
 

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I was expecting that to be an article on The Onion.
 

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Dak might not throw that many TDs between now and Halloween.
 

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Maybe the cowboys offense would be dong better if Mike Bacsik was coaching it
 

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Lol, he brought up Austin. If McVay couldn't make Austin work, certainly the clapper wouldn't.
 

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Losing ? I think it’s long gone
 

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In fairness, both the Cowboys and Rams have blue as one of their colors.
 

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All austin did last year was pout on the sidelines...
 

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Lately, since around late 2016 or so, I've been seeing a lot of billionaires in the public eye who are dumber than compost.

They flap their gums like they are sages.

But dumb as fuck....
Jerruh will have people's back until the day he dies.


Do right by him, he'll do right by you. But it's also his worst trait as a GM.
 

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Cowboys passing offense summarized:

"And there's some great hook routes by the wide receivers."
"Dak throws to a wide receiver, completing a hook route."
"The hook route is an effective strategy, the Cowboys employ it!"
"That receiver really did a nice hook route."
"The hook route has been a staple in the NFL passing game."
"Dak has completed another pass to a receiver running a hook route."
"The hook route!"
"It's a hook ladies and gentlemen!"
"The defense wasn't fooled by that hook route but the hook route may work next play!"

I joke about it sometimes, but the Cowboys literally employ a Tecmo Bowl offense. They have a few running plays, and their one passing play is hook routes for the outside receiver and the slot/TE guy just does whatever. Dak "the noodle arm" Prescott always throws to the side of the hash marks he's on. Pretty sure Linehan realizes how terrible Dak is and just does his best with what he's got. Dak cannot complete any downfield pass or out route reliably. All he can do is check downs, hook routes where the receiver is facing him, and predictable slants. Pretty much a bottom 5 QB at this point in the NFL... Dallas should move on from him ASAP.
 

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Lately, since around late 2016 or so, I've been seeing a lot of billionaires in the public eye who are dumber than compost.

They flap their gums like they are sages.

But dumb as fuck....

As a Cowboys fan I fuckin cringe every time that asshole opens his fucking mouth.
I would love to bitch slap that old bastyd!
 

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and to think this guy is in the Pro Football Hall of Fame all because he made a shit load of $$ for the other owners.
kinda puts this whole thing in perspective.
 

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'Has lost' would be the correct tense.
 
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