POLL It's Meltdown Time! Week 11

[bamabear82]

NSFW: It’s Meltdown Time! Week 11

 

[VU63]

meh, i've seen better meltdowns many times

 

[Tharvot]

Voting Meeeshigan even though they may have fucked Ohio State with their bed shitting.

 

[4down20]

Harbaugh is a whiny little bitch and I can’t stand watching him on the sidelines in his khakis and what has to be depends under there because he pisses himself so much whining at the officials on every single play.

If Harbaugh can’t win us a championship by next year he needs to be fired.

Hoke 2.0?

How the hell does Iowa beat the best team in the damn country? What good has come out of Iowa literally ever? Maybe some slightly above average corn? Fuck Iowa.

Iowa didn't. duh.

I SWEAR TO GOD GUYS IF YOU LET ONE MORE FUCKING SHOVEL PASS BEAT YOU I WILL TYPE ANGRY COMMENTS ON THE INTERNET

Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I don’t think there ever has been. We’ve gotten our asses whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumfuck school over there and even if we beat those twats this year they’ll still win the national championship. Every damn year we think it’ll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they won’t win a championship but guess what fuckers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesn’t matter what anyone else does they’re always going to win and there isn’t a thing on earth any fucking person can fucking do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that fuck’s office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumbitch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be “Roll Tide.”

 

[Bamabino]

Michigan. Those vultures,,,,,,,,,errr wolverines will circle their prey in a heartbeat.

"2, 3, and 4 haven’t lost on the same day since 1985 and on that day Michigan lost to Iowa with Jim Harbaugh at QB."

"Jim Harbaugh is a fucking crybaby failure and will never win it all."

"Why the hell can the highest paid coach in college football not beat a shit Iowa team?"

"Harbaugh is a whiny little bitch and I can’t stand watching him on the sidelines in his khakis and what has to be depends under there because he pisses himself so much whining at the officials on every single play."

"If Jim spent more time watching film and less time drinking milk at his stupid ass steak houses he wouldn’t lose to a crap Iowa team."

"Harbaugh should go back to the queers in San Fran where he belongs."

"If Harbaugh can’t win us a championship by next year he needs to be fired.."

 

[romeo212000]

Gotta go with auburn. Hilarious how they say awful things about their coaches and players, but they don't dare use the word "fuck". Nope, we gotta be good christians and say "frick" instead.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Jim Harbaugh is a fucking crybaby failure and will never win it all.

Harbaugh is a whiny little bitch and I can’t stand watching him on the sidelines in his khakis and what has to be depends under there because he pisses himself so much whining at the officials on every single play.

What good has come out of Iowa literally ever? Maybe some slightly above average corn? Fuck Iowa.

 

[WizardHawk]

Jesus, we can't even win at losing.

 

[craigk217]

"How much alcohol does it take to forget this? I'll find out" - @Edisto_Tiger

 

[craigk217]

Voted Awwbarn just cuz of this classic:

Has there ever been a more miserable era for any team in the history of college football than Auburn fans with Saban at Bama? Honestly I don’t think there ever has been. We’ve gotten our asses whooped watching him bring four titles to that bumfuck school over there and even if we beat those twats this year they’ll still win the national championship. Every damn year we think it’ll be different, some Heisman winner will knock off bama and they won’t win a championship but guess what fuckers? THEY ALWAYS WIN! It doesn’t matter what anyone else does they’re always going to win and there isn’t a thing on earth any fucking person can fucking do about it and it makes me want to set myself on fire in that fuck’s office so he can watch me burn. But you know what? Sumbitch would probly light a cigar off me and smile as the last words I hear before I vanish from this painful existence will be “Roll Tide.”


TLDR: Dayum funny shyt.

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Auburn wins because of this

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Who da fuq voted meatchicken? They didn't have a chance. I'm proud of 'em for just showing-up!

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

"How much alcohol does it take to forget this? I'll find out" - @Edisto_Tiger

Still no answer. I was drunk Saturday, got drunk Sunday, had a buzz yesterday, and tied one on today and now the wife is shittin'. Give me a few more days. It hasn't set in yet. I'll let ya know by Saturday.

 

[tnapucco]

Fuskies for this one post:
When were you when Washington was kill


Was sit on couch crying in beer


"Huskies r kill"


"Woof"

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Fuskies for this one post:
When were you when Washington was kill


Was sit on couch crying in beer


"Huskies r kill"


"Woof"

Is that like a reverse SirToonces?

 

[Deep Creek]

meh, i've seen better meltdowns many times

Agree. A few nuggets but these aren't as good as usual.

 

[Edisto_Tiger]

Clemson peeps aren't that far removed from being perennially mediocre, so their meltdowns should be mild unless they just jumped on the wagon over the last year or two or three. Fuck the refs, by the way and that head official, that just happens to be a coot. The bastard!