I would rather...

[jedburks]

I know that I ripped this off from the other board but I just had to put this on here so that I didn't have restrictions as to what I said.


I would rather suck on a live cattle prod for 10 minutes than be a Texas fan

I would rather slide down a 100 foot razor blade into a tub of alcohol than be a Texas fan

I would rather suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until his head caves in than be a Texas fan

I would rather have my saliva permanently switched to pee than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my parents than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my grandparents than be a Texas fan

I would rather eat out a girl on her period knowing that she has AIDS than be a Texas fan.

 

[30ty]

Jealous that we played for the NC and would have won easily if not for McCoy getting injured while you played a nobody in a nobody bowl. LOLOLOLOL. Have fun loosing to Texas Tech again!

 

[jedburks]

WOW, within seconds of me copying my post from this same thread on the other board, that thread was deleted from that board.

Truly sad.

 

[Red_Alert]

My SportsHoopla 3 year anniversary

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

My anniversary is tomorrow........

I shall plorst pr0n

 

[Red_Alert]

My anniversary is tomorrow........

I shall plorst pr0n

Don't make it like robbing a convenience store for 60 bucks type of thing either.

If you're gonna get punished anyway, go for the big hit.

 

[Jack_John_Mark]

Don't worry...........it's gonna be fuckin' incredible

 

[iruletheskool]

Mine was yesterdee.. got damn its been a long time

 

[Red_Alert]

Don't worry...........it's gonna be fuckin' incredible

I'll be sure to put some vCash on your inmate book, so you can get some snacks en sech.

 

[popeyecv64]

My SportsHoopla 3 year anniversary

Grats thar R-A !!!!

 

[chucksker]

I know that I ripped this off from the other board but I just had to put this on here so that I didn't have restrictions as to what I said.


I would rather suck on a live cattle prod for 10 minutes than be a Texas fan

I would rather slide down a 100 foot razor blade into a tub of alcohol than be a Texas fan

I would rather suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until his head caves in than be a Texas fan

I would rather have my saliva permanently switched to pee than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my parents than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my grandparents than be a Texas fan

I would rather eat out a girl on her period knowing that she has AIDS than be a Texas fan.

1. no i'd rather be a texas fan
2. no i'd rather be a texas fan
3. no i'd rather be a texas fan
4. no i'd rather be a texas fan
5.okay...maybe
6. okay...maybe
7. no i'd rather be a texas fan

 

[popeyecv64]

1. no i'd rather be a texas fan
2. no i'd rather be a texas fan
3. no i'd rather be a texas fan
4. no i'd rather be a texas fan
5.okay...maybe
6. okay...maybe
7. no i'd rather be a texas fan

pills are good

pills are good

 

[jedburks]

I know that I ripped this off from the other board but I just had to put this on here so that I didn't have restrictions as to what I said.


I would rather suck on a live cattle prod for 10 minutes than be a Texas fan

I would rather slide down a 100 foot razor blade into a tub of alcohol than be a Texas fan

I would rather suck all the snot out of a dog's nose until his head caves in than be a Texas fan

I would rather have my saliva permanently switched to pee than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my parents than be a Texas fan

I would rather watch a dirty video of my grandparents than be a Texas fan

I would rather eat out a girl on her period knowing that she has AIDS than be a Texas fan.

HOLY SHIT!!!! I don't remember this at all. I am not sure if I came up with all those on my own or not but either way I was one sick fucker back then. Luckily things have changed. Like I would like to change that list and add 2 things.

1. I would rather have an elephant do a Mexican hat dance on my balls than be a Texas fan.

2. Add being a Notre Dame fan to each of those.

 

[popeyecv64]

HOLY SHIT!!!! I don't remember this at all. I am not sure if I came up with all those on my own or not but either way I was one sick fucker back then. Luckily things have changed. Like I would like to change that list and add 2 things.

1. I would rather have an elephant do a Mexican hat dance on my balls than be a Texas fan

2. Add being a Notre Dame fan to each of those.

LMAO !!

 

[HuskerPower52]

I thought that was pretty funny too

 

[youknowwhat2013]

hey jed- looks like ra and jjm hijacked your thread