I just realized Im the best coach in CFB....

[Mistaken4193]

Lets look at my resume:

1. Ive won 0 conference championships

2. Ive been to multiple sleepovers in my life

3. I enjoy tossing around the Footballl with teenage boys while having my shirt off.

Where would yall rank me all time??

 

[Bamabino]

Your resume is incomplete without a satellite camp with Art Briles.

 

[B_dub]

Lets look at my resume:

1. Ive won 0 conference championships

2. Ive been to multiple sleepovers in my life

3. I enjoy tossing around the Footballl with teenage boys while having my shirt off.

Where would yall rank me all time??

Just below Michael Sam, but greater than Harbaugh?

 

[The Derski]

OP enjoys playing with balls while shirtless with teenage boys is the main takeaway from this thread.

 

[RegentDenali]

Don't forget the psycho meltdown toddler tantrums that also involves grabbing your junk and officials junk as well.

 

[RegentDenali]

Your also tops in wearing a sharpie pen as a fashion accessory and pimping wall mart khakis.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Your also tops in wearing a sharpie pen as a fashion accessory and pimping wall mart khakis.

I forgot to mention my drawer full of WalMart Khakis I own.