I Heard Tom Brady Eats Pizza With a Fork!

[Nasty_Magician]

Burn him!

 

[Rock Strongo]

 

[eaglesnut]

Keep the Seinfeld references coming, Rock. hahahaha

 

[Cyder]

This just keeps getting worse. I had no idea just who deep his depravity ran.

 

[Rock Strongo]

Keep the Seinfeld references coming, Rock. hahahaha

just dont get in my way

 

[cezero]

I personally LOVE exaggeration threads like this.

Here's one I have about Brady.

I heard he bleaches his hair, has bouts of anorexia, and wears clown clothes.

Oh wait, that's not exaggeration.

 

[Carnzo]

I personally LOVE exaggeration threads like this.

Here's one I have about Brady.

I heard he bleaches his hair, has bouts of anorexia, and wears clown clothes.

Oh wait, that's not exaggeration.

That is one fine ass. Not in the red pants.

 

[cezero]

That is one fine ass. Not in the red pants.

Yeah, "He has Giselle" is always the trump card. Bastard.

 

[packerzrule]

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I heerd TB once tore the tag off a mattress BEFORE he purchased it

 

[Rock Strongo]

That is one fine ass. Not in the red pants.

high n tight.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I heerd TB once tore the tag off a mattress BEFORE he purchased it

he once returned fruit.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Eyewitness Reports: "Brady changes lanes without usin' his blinkah!"

 

[Rock Strongo]

Eyewitness Reports: "Brady changes lanes without usin' his blinkah!"

he once ate a grape at whole foods, in the store.

 

[eaglesnut]

he once ate a grape at whole foods, in the store.

Whole foods always has free samples.

But they still don't feed hungry black children.

 

[Rock Strongo]

he returned socks he wore.

 

[Iggloo]

I seriously doubt he eats pizza. The New York Times magazine profile of him said his dietary guru doesn't let him eat much of anything. A rare treat is avocado ice cream.

 

[Rock Strongo]

I seriously doubt he eats pizza. The New York Times magazine profile of him said his dietary guru doesn't let him eat much of anything. A rare treat is avocado ice cream.

lol

the best part of that?

he was asked "is that good?"

his reply "well its ice cream".

 

[Voltaire26]

I heerd TB once tore the tag off a mattress BEFORE he purchased it

That bastard. I bought that mattress used and I took the heat for the tag caper. Still on parole.