I GUARANTEE a WIN over the Ravens

[Balljim55]

That offense will come crashing back down. Week 1 vs the Bills isn't anything that can really be projected forward.

Actually I'm basing this more on their defense

 

[dbldwn711]

Fact checking... Because I'm bored

2018 Reg Season:

wk 1: I GUARANTEE a win over Colts
Chaney Predicts: 38ish-20ish
Outcome: 34-23 CIN

2018 Preseason:

wk 4: no thread

wk 3: no thread

wk 2: I GUARANTEE a win over the clueless Cowboys
Chaney predicts: 37-20
Outcome: 21-13 CIN

wk 1 : I GUARANTEE A WIN over the Bears
Chaney predicts: 42-17
Outcome: 30-27 CIN

2017 Reg Season

Superbowl: I GUARANTEE an Eagles win over Pats
Chaney predicts: 45-24
Outcome: 41-33 PHI

wk 17: no thread

wk 16: no thread

wk 15: I GUARANTEE a win over Steelers/ take 2 Predicts NE over PIT.
Chaney predicts: NE 30 - PIT 17
Outcome: 27-24 NE

wk 14: no thread

wk 13: I GUARANTEE a win over Steelers
Chaney predicts: 24-"17 or 21ish"
Outcome: 23-20 PIT

wks 10-12: no thread

wk 9: I GUARANTEE a win over the haplass "copy cats"
Chaney predicts: 24-21
Outcome: 23-7 JAX



Looks like you're more like 5-2 unless I missed some threads. Still pretty good! Keep it goin!

That’s slightly over 71%. While not in @handicappers territory I think @SteelersPride would agree it’s not bad.

Of course @PhoenixEagles1 and @NWPATSFAN claims this is an impossible feat.

I just say BOOM! You go ... girl.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Jesus this guy...

I swear if there was an incoming nuclear explosion you'd send Dalton out there all the while guaranteeing he'd stop it.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

That’s slightly over 71%. While not in @handicappers territory I think @SteelersPride would agree it’s not bad.

Of course @PhoenixEagles1 and @NWPATSFAN claims this is an impossible feat.

I just say BOOM! You go ... girl.

It’s not impossible. Especially when you claim to work in computers and cropping the losers out of your screen shots is beyond easy for a beginner. I can make it look like I won 20 in a row. Nobody hits over 50% consistently. Nobody

 

[SteelersPride]

That’s slightly over 71%. While not in @handicappers territory I think @SteelersPride would agree it’s not bad.

Of course @PhoenixEagles1 and @NWPATSFAN claims this is an impossible feat.

I just say BOOM! You go ... girl.

haha @handicappers goat, but his tips got me some chedda.........

 

[handicappers]

It’s not impossible. Especially when you claim to work in computers and cropping the losers out of your screen shots is beyond easy for a beginner. I can make it look like I won 20 in a row. Nobody hits over 50% consistently. Nobody

False

You’re a fag over 50% of the time. Fact

 

[DJ]

LOL.

 

[Psych-Ward]

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

and on a 5 game streak ..... not too bad

She did make a AJ Green HOF Guarantee thread in that timeframe, so guess we'll have to wait a while for that one to land.

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[shopson67]

Jesus this guy...

I swear if there was an incoming nuclear explosion you'd send Dalton out there all the while guaranteeing he'd stop it.

He's the Jared Kushner of Cinci!

 

[Judge Fudge]

 

[Ickey Shuffle]

Probably the easiest predictions to make. Bengals will be 2-0. Seize the Dey muthafuckas!

Woot woot.

 

[Tapey]

Is Op a prophet?

 

[Hitman Hart]

Is Op a prophet?

OP is definitely smarter than the average bear