How can they replace Corso?

[HuskerOC]

It's the helmet, right? Gives you away every time?

Yes, but my MENSA helmet is getting a bit tight lately.

 

[4down20]

Yes, but my MENSA helmet is getting a bit tight lately.

Sure sign of Roids.

 

[HuskerOC]

Sure sign of Roids.

Could be.

I'm now benching 480, squatting 600, and curling 220.

Last time I ran a 40 with Usain Bolt, he nosed me at the wire. Bitch. Hand held 4.13 wasn't good enough. I'll get him next time.

 

[nddulac]

I hear this guy is looking for work . . .

 

[HuskerOC]

I hear this guy is looking for work . . .

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Personal photos are not allowed on the Hoop.

 

[nddulac]

Personal photos are not allowed on the Hoop.

That wasn't my photo. It was my resume.

 

[HuskerOC]

That wasn't my photo. It was my resume.

You're hired

 

[nddulac]

You're hired

That's a Bozo no no!

 

[HuskerOC]

That's a Bozo no no!

After talking with the boosters and reading your latest, you are now fired.

 

[nddulac]

After talking with the boosters and reading your latest, you are now fired.

Cram it, Clowny.

 

[HuskerOC]

Cram it, Clowny.

GTFO. You got no severance package, no bonus, no earnings. Treat yourself to the front door.

Take your $25 check and get yourself a fresh 24 pack of Pabst and enjoy your loss vs your most hated rival.

 

[Innermind]

Corso's replacement..... former Minnesota Governor, actor, pro-wrestler, and Navy SEAL... Jesse Ventura. He would bring some spice to the College GameDay set.
"I ain't got time to bleed!"

 

[4down20]

I hear this guy is looking for work . . .

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My favorite show when I was a kid.

 

[Edonidd]

It's not just Corso either. All the actual personalities in sports are getting to the point of retirement, and all they have to replace them are a generation of Joe Buck's and an assortment of people with enough collective personality to fill a single thimble. A very small thimble. There's no new Corso, or Dick Vitale, or even Terry Bradshaw on the horizon.

 

[HuskerOC]

My favorite show when I was a kid.

4down20 won the bike on the Grand Prize Game. He ping pong balled it into bucket 6.

 

[Pariah]

Doesn't Jon Gruden need a new tv gig these days? Give me one final excuse never to watch ESPN again.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Just use a cardboard cut out of Lee Corso. You don't have to pay him, hear him talk, or risk the chance of him saying anything dumb!

 

[Monte Carlo Wildcat]

Holographic Corso of course.

 

[cwerph]

It's the Michigan gear, right? Gives you away every time?

FIFY

 

[7Samurai13]

Guys, guys, guys. You are all over thinking this.

Katy Perry is the most obvious answer. She can go runner ng around jumping on the mascots, flashing her cleavage and camel toe, and keep her mic turned off.