HOCKEY MAFIA ALERT

[slapshot]

While I appreciate the sentiment, the real list goes like this:

Declaration of Independence
The Constitution
Me
Cheesesteaks and Philly pretzels
Rocky

I'm pushing to get this added to the US citizenship test.

You're only 3rd?

 

[phoenixrising]

That's why single guys should always wear slip on type shoes or boots to the bar. The getaway speed is greatly assisted next am.

Always go to her place, then when she snoring like a pig, you can nosily stumble out.

 

[Harry Crack]

Speaking of which....I have a good one for you.

Two weekends ago I got up early and just decided to while my morning away in the kitchen. I made some breakfast for everyone, couple batches of oatmeal and Choc. chip cookies and an apple pie. Well wifey loves the apple pie. I like her pie, but she likes my pie better

Anyway, I settle in for HNIC and go to grab some pie and coffee. The whole, I mean the whole pie, is gone except one measly skinny slice. I'm like WTF happened? She is like well I ate it. I'm like yeah, obviously. But how about a slice? A 1/4? A 1/2 ? but the whole damn thing? Good thing she is only a 125 lbs soaking wet otherwise I think I would've choked her.

So this weekend I make another. What do you think that crazy female minds response is? No thanks! Im not touching it! HAHAHAHAH well golly......I responded "and you wonder why the Iroquois lived in Long Houses, men on one end; women in children on the other"?

Needless to say, there was enough for me to enjoy last night

LOL- it would be easier if they came with a guide book somedays for bloody sure !!

 

[Abe Vigoda]

LOL- it would be easier if they came with a guide book somedays for bloody sure !!

or an "off" switch

 

[Harry Crack]

or an "off" switch

DING DING DING DING - idea of the week ! Totally agree LOL , no guide book needed if there is an on off option.

 

[Canuck eh?]

or an "off" switch

with a Clapper?

 

[Abe Vigoda]

with a Clapper?

hahahaha....while you are relaxing watching the hockey game, drinking a beer

clap on clap off

hahahahaha

 

[Harry Crack]

with a Clapper?

Take the Abe's idea to "Dragons Den" , you'll be a bloody zillionaire

 

[Abe Vigoda]

I'm going home for Lunch...see ya in a bit
Hopefully the wife showered

 

[Harry Crack]

I'm going home for Lunch...see ya in a bit
Hopefully the wife showered

Tube steak and Pie for lunch - Happy Friday Abe !!!

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Tube steak and Pie for lunch - Happy Friday Abe !!!

C'mon down to my place Abey......we'll make ______

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Tube steak and Pie for lunch - Happy Friday Abe !!!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdqhXB9-Jik]ZZ Top Tube Snake Boogie - YouTube[/ame]

 

[Canuck eh?]

ZZ Top Tube Snake Boogie - YouTube

I see you didn't come back after lunch.

 

[Canuck eh?]

I see you didn't come back after lunch.

Or after supper or breakfast either.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

Or after supper or breakfast either.

 

[Burghfan]

You obviously didn't go to the right places in Philly. And, no, Pats and Genos, are not the best. Not by a long shot.

I always liked a place called Joanns in South Philly. I understand it is closed now. The other one I liked was Goey Louie's.

 

[Canuck eh?]

 

[Canuck eh?]

I always liked a place called Joanns in South Philly. I understand it is closed now. The other one I liked was Goey Louie's.

You're going to have to unretired BF so we see a bit more you around here.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

The other one I liked was Goey Louie's.

This was a food place???

 

[Harry Crack]

This was a food place???

LOL - food can be defined in many ways