Funny Boat Names

[BigKen]

Spending my first winter in Florida and there are boats everywhere. Some of the names are funny, others hysterical

Keeping up With the Joneses

My Spent Allowance

Funniest I've ever seen:

Fillet Show

 

[MilkSpiller22]

does it have to be water or fish related??

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

A client of mine named his yacht- Exit Strategy
He bought it from Jimmy Buffet- previous name- Margaritaville. Man was it something

 

[TREFF]

A client of mine named his yacht- Exit Strategy
He bought it from Jimmy Buffet- previous name- Margaritaville. Man was it something

Jimmy Buffet's yacht, called Margaritaville? Man I'd have to just keep that name. I mean some random yacht called that, sure rename it..but his own personal one? Dang.

 

[ill]

After You

Then you can tell people "I named my boat After You"

(Joke taken from John Hodgman)

 

[femurov]

I was always a fan of anything making a hooker reference.

 

[ill]

After You

Then you can tell people "I named my boat After You"

(Joke taken from John Hodgman)

Funny story but I said this to a girl I was dating a few months ago, saying "if I got a boat, I'd name it After You"

She started crying because that was the sweetest thing she had ever heard...

Then I told her "no no no...like 'After You' is the boat's name..."

We aren't dating anymore

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

Jimmy Buffet's yacht, called Margaritaville? Man I'd have to just keep that name. I mean some random yacht called that, sure rename it..but his own personal one? Dang.

Condition of buying the boat was renaming.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

I would name my boat “ a boat”


I just love how this conversation would go.

Hey dude what is your boat called

A boat


It’s the old whose on first thing. Drives people crazy. Except you since you get it!! And you can call people stupid for not getting it. Or for not knowing what a boat is called.

 

[femurov]

I would name my boat “ a boat”


I just love how this conversation would go.

Hey dude what is your boat called

A boat


It’s the old whose on first thing. Drives people crazy. Except you since you get it!! And you can call people stupid for not getting it. Or for not knowing what a boat is called.

All fun and games until some Canadian starts asking "A boat what?"

 

[MilkSpiller22]

All fun and games until some Canadian starts asking "A boat what?"

Nothing would please me more than a battle of witts with a Canadian. I am sure we would both be very entertained at the end.

 

[TREFF]

Condition of buying the boat was renaming.

Well that makes sense...bummer

 

[femurov]

Jimmy Buffet's yacht, called Margaritaville? Man I'd have to just keep that name. I mean some random yacht called that, sure rename it..but his own personal one? Dang.

I would have made a reference somehow. Wasted Away, maybe? Not a fan of the "Salt!" chant, so I wouldn't go that route. Booze in the Blender?

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Jimmy Buffet's yacht, called Margaritaville? Man I'd have to just keep that name. I mean some random yacht called that, sure rename it..but his own personal one? Dang.

if you got the scratch for a yacht, no way in hell you're just accepting someone else's name for it

 

[Yellow Fuzzies]

if you got the scratch for a yacht, no way in hell you're just accepting someone else's name for it

Three state rooms, full time captain and 1st mate, mahogany decks, 101 feet. It was fantastic.
and parked next to it was his fishing vessel with out riggers. Got to go out on it each year I went out to handle financial affairs for him....the good old days.

 

[SmokingMonkey]

Three state rooms, full time captain and 1st mate, mahogany decks, 101 feet. It was fantastic.
and parked next to it was his fishing vessel with out riggers. Got to go out on it each year I went out to handle financial affairs for him....the good old days.

Fuzz watching the plebs walk by while he's financially advising folks...

 

[TREFF]

if you got the scratch for a yacht, no way in hell you're just accepting someone else's name for it

oh sure, I totally get that, especially if its just some random dotcom schmuck or investment tycoon's yacht... BUT..it's Buffet's Margaritaville..its like a piece of Americana..and I personally don't care for Buffet's music at all. But it is. Still cool regardless though