Forget hitting or pitching what the Phillies really need is

[TheSnowdog]

...a great band - big band / marching band / rock band / whatever

So that when the Phillies suck - and that seems to be the only thing Phillies have grasped the concept of this year - we can say "yeah but they have a hell of a band"

 

[Omar 382]

We need to bring back Mike Zagurski for the tuba. He looks like a tuba player.

 

[northeastphillyguy]

I was thinking of the song by Ray Charles. "Born to Lose".