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Some 30 years later, Reggie Jackson's words still ring in Duane Kuiper's ears.
"If I only had one home run, I'd [freaking] quit," Jackson shouted, loud enough for players, coaches and fans in the ballpark to hear as Kuiper took batting practice.
The man who finished his career with 563 home runs didn't sugarcoat how he felt about the pesky second baseman's one career trot around the diamond.
"That's kind of what I had to live with," Kuiper said.
Such is life for those in the exclusive one-homer club. It's a more distinguished entity than those filled with members who boast two or three or five career taters, and it's a more honorable group than those who never circled the bases.
"There are times where I certainly wish I would've hit more than one," Kuiper said, "but what's the perfect number after one? Twenty? Would I have rather hit 10 or 20 instead of one?
"At a certain stage in your life, after it's all said and done, you get mentioned more for hitting one than you did for hitting five."

Kuiper certainly cherishes the memory of his lone home run. He can recall every detail about the night of Aug. 29, 1977. Kuiper's Indians were playing the White Sox on a national telecast of Monday Night Baseball, with Al Michaels providing the call.
Cleveland native Steve Stone toed the rubber for Chicago. His parents had season tickets at Cleveland Stadium, and that night, they occupied their seats along the third-base line near the home dugout and on-deck circle.
With one out in the bottom of the first, Kuiper spun on a pitch and lifted it over the right-field wall. When Kuiper noticed that White Sox right fielder Wayne Nordhagen had his back turned to him as he chased after the fly ball, he knew he had a chance at a homer.
"I thought, 'You know what? This maybe has a chance to get out of the park.' And it did," Kuiper said. "And then I went around the bases, and because I didn't do it very often, it happened very fast. If I could do something different, I would have definitely slowed it down a little bit."
Michaels is widely recognized for his line, "Do you believe in miracles?" Which he bellowed during the 1980 Olympics. Kuiper, now a broadcaster with the San Francisco Giants, said he teases Michaels that he actually first uttered the phrase when Kuiper's home run ball hit the seats.

Kuiper admits, however, that it wasn't always easy seeing his home run total in print. He surely didn't need Jackson reminding him about it.
"If we had walk-up songs back then," Kuiper said, "I think mine would've been 'One Is The Loneliest Number.'"
 

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My favorite part about the Giants' broadcast team is that the pitcher has more home runs than the position player.
 

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My favorite part about the Giants' broadcast team is that the pitcher has more home runs than the position player.


I really like the Krup & Kuipe broadcast team. They are funny, informative, and are not blind homers, which I hate.
 

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I really like the Krup & Kuipe broadcast team. They are funny, informative, and are not blind homers, which I hate.

They are pretty good and as you say, not homerish. Now, the Marlins announcers....fucking terrible.
 

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2010 proved that they are NOT Homer announcers. They coined the phrase "Torture" during a post-game show describing how the close games are frustrating.

Not a very Homer-ish catch-phrase. The Giants, however, were geniuses to realize that it was a great moniker and marketed the shit out of it.
 

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They are pretty good and as you say, not homerish. Now, the Marlins announcers....fucking terrible.


They only had one sthick that I used to like.

"His name is DAN UGGLA"!

For some reason, that stuck with me, and I liked it.
 

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Kruk/Kuip/Miller/Flem are all pretty even, imo. you know who theyre rooting for but not blind homers like a Hawk.

someone i didnt realize was so bad, probably because they had nothing to be homer-ish about in a while, is the A's announcers.
 

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also Glen Kuiper called Fosse a "pro seed eater" yesterday. i laughed so hard.
 

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My favorite part about the Giants' broadcast team is that the pitcher has more home runs than the position player.

Maybe Kuip's home run call is so good from admiring everyone else who hit them when he couldn't.
 
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