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Hey guys, I've been really upset for awhile about the NFL drug suspensions, even before this year. I'd like to figure out a way to reach out to people especially our apathetic youth who seem to mindlessly take in the NFL product. I don't have enough education to explain complex terms to explain to a general public so perhaps my niche can simply be to spread awareness, to start a conversation to get people to start questioning the suspensions and hopefully the NFL hierarchy. I have written some rap lyrics for you all to read. I would appreciate some feedback before I start workshopping this idea around on broader platforms.
Hey yo yo yole
I come to spread some fact
About the NFL
And how it's got so whacked
As far as its drug testin'
That ain't nec. what I'm protestin'
But please homey tell me why
Do we hear news each July
Some dude just got suspended
Did you freakin' f*ckin' heard
His sample was collected
It was ill so spread the word
Diuretics Antipyretics
Analgesics Diabetes
Estrogen Heroin
Ethanol Tylenol
Chamomile Fentanyl
Steroids Hemerroids
Antidepressants Convalescence
Adderall and F*ckitall
Son I'll tell you the reality
It's most all on technicality
Dis just like how the NCAA
Micro-arbitrary show hate
War on drugs it's on the poor
***** who had no Andrew Luck-
Type HMO silver spoon source
Yo posse use you know you're f*cked
We all on performance enhancers
As long as it don't give a 30 y/o cancer
Then who in h*ll knows from where
This is a concern from way up there
The NFL never lifted a finger
To help its retired stars
Til my man went on Jerry Springer
And Dancing With The Stars
Call yo NFL team ticket office
Tell them what got you p*ssed
Email yo team owner right now
Tell him he finna greedy cow
Give the players what they worth
You inked the contract now it dirt
Let a brotha feed his family
So he can one day live happily
And start gettin' serious on concussions
I saw a n*g looking for his lunch money
He got whacked so hard in the noggin
Cat was callin' me Tracy Scroggins
This was just last week mind you
So there be more work to do
Stop this war on drugs humiliation
And offer players education
Hey yo yo yole
I come to spread some fact
About the NFL
And how it's got so whacked
As far as its drug testin'
That ain't nec. what I'm protestin'
But please homey tell me why
Do we hear news each July
Some dude just got suspended
Did you freakin' f*ckin' heard
His sample was collected
It was ill so spread the word
Diuretics Antipyretics
Analgesics Diabetes
Estrogen Heroin
Ethanol Tylenol
Chamomile Fentanyl
Steroids Hemerroids
Antidepressants Convalescence
Adderall and F*ckitall
Son I'll tell you the reality
It's most all on technicality
Dis just like how the NCAA
Micro-arbitrary show hate
War on drugs it's on the poor
***** who had no Andrew Luck-
Type HMO silver spoon source
Yo posse use you know you're f*cked
We all on performance enhancers
As long as it don't give a 30 y/o cancer
Then who in h*ll knows from where
This is a concern from way up there
The NFL never lifted a finger
To help its retired stars
Til my man went on Jerry Springer
And Dancing With The Stars
Call yo NFL team ticket office
Tell them what got you p*ssed
Email yo team owner right now
Tell him he finna greedy cow
Give the players what they worth
You inked the contract now it dirt
Let a brotha feed his family
So he can one day live happily
And start gettin' serious on concussions
I saw a n*g looking for his lunch money
He got whacked so hard in the noggin
Cat was callin' me Tracy Scroggins
This was just last week mind you
So there be more work to do
Stop this war on drugs humiliation
And offer players education
