Dear Mizzou:

[Wild Turkey]

After the Indiana loss I was willing to vote you out of the conference because that is not acceptable however somehow you have won the SEC East and will face Alabama therefore I am now a huge Mizzou fan. So here is some advice:

1. Get your asses in the car and go to the game or you will be out numbered 70% to 30%.
2. Do not get drunk and pass out in a Krystal's.
3. No matter what the cost hire John Smoltz's sports physiologist and have him work with Matty Maulk.
4. Get a fucking chip on you shoulder as a fan base and quit being delusional assholes.
5. Never ever give up give until the end.
6. Yell and yell loud mother fuckers until you have no voice.
7. Don't be complicit and slap anyone that says this is the start of a dynasty...and fucking hard.
8. Own the fact your Mizzou and have EVERYTHING to prove
9. Do not let your fans or the press fill your team with BS.
10. DO NOT BE HAPPY WITH JUST BEING FUCKING THERE IT IS WIN OR YOU ARE SHIT SO BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

After the Indiana loss I was willing to vote you out of the conference because that is not acceptable however somehow you have won the SEC East and will face Alabama therefore I am now a huge Mizzou fan. So here is some advice:

1. Get your asses in the car and go to the game or you will be out numbered 70% to 30%.
2. Do not get drunk and pass out in a Krystal's.
3. No matter what the cost hire John Smoltz's sports physiologist and have him work with Matty Maulk.
4. Get a fucking chip on you shoulder as a fan base and quit being delusional assholes.
5. Never ever give up give until the end.
6. Yell and yell loud mother fuckers until you have no voice.
7. Don't be complicit and slap anyone that says this is the start of a dynasty...and fucking hard.
8. Own the fact your Mizzou and have EVERYTHING to prove
9. Do not let your fans or the press fill your team with BS.
10. DO NOT BE HAPPY WITH JUST BEING FUCKING THERE IT IS WIN OR YOU ARE SHIT SO BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

11. Single cover Cooper, he is not very good.
12. Yeldon and Henry are not good at running, dont try to tackle them, they will not get far.
13. Sims cant throw the ball very well, so dont rush him at all and if you do, come from the outside routes.

 

[cmc_rebar]

the only thing Missouri has a shot a winning will be the coin toss...they lose that and it will all be downhill from there

 

[craigk217]

After the Indiana loss I was willing to vote you out of the conference because that is not acceptable however somehow you have won the SEC East and will face Alabama therefore I am now a huge Mizzou fan. So here is some advice:

1. Get your asses in the car and go to the game or you will be out numbered 70% to 30%.
2. Do not get drunk and pass out in a Krystal's.
3. No matter what the cost hire John Smoltz's sports physiologist and have him work with Matty Maulk.
4. Get a fucking chip on you shoulder as a fan base and quit being delusional assholes.
5. Never ever give up give until the end.
6. Yell and yell loud mother fuckers until you have no voice.
7. Don't be complicit and slap anyone that says this is the start of a dynasty...and fucking hard.
8. Own the fact your Mizzou and have EVERYTHING to prove
9. Do not let your fans or the press fill your team with BS.
10. DO NOT BE HAPPY WITH JUST BEING FUCKING THERE IT IS WIN OR YOU ARE SHIT SO BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

....

 

[TexasExes98]

After the Indiana loss I was willing to vote you out of the conference because that is not acceptable however somehow you have won the SEC East and will face Alabama therefore I am now a huge Mizzou fan. So here is some advice:

1. Get your asses in the car and go to the game or you will be out numbered 70% to 30%.
2. Do not get drunk and pass out in a Krystal's.
3. No matter what the cost hire John Smoltz's sports physiologist and have him work with Matty Maulk.
4. Get a fucking chip on you shoulder as a fan base and quit being delusional assholes.
5. Never ever give up give until the end.
6. Yell and yell loud mother fuckers until you have no voice.
7. Don't be complicit and slap anyone that says this is the start of a dynasty...and fucking hard.
8. Own the fact your Mizzou and have EVERYTHING to prove
9. Do not let your fans or the press fill your team with BS.
10. DO NOT BE HAPPY WITH JUST BEING FUCKING THERE IT IS WIN OR YOU ARE SHIT SO BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

You're asking a lot there. These fools can barely sellout home games. This will be a home game for Bama.....

 

[BoiseStateFan27]

11. Single cover Cooper, he is not very good.
12. Yeldon and Henry are not good at running, dont try to tackle them, they will not get far.
13. Sims cant throw the ball very well, so dont rush him at all and if you do, come from the outside routes.

LOL


there were quite a few teams that actually did these things this year against you

 

[Shanemansj13]

Mizzou is part of the SEC

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

LOL


there were quite a few teams that actually did these things this year against you

After we rolled up over 500 yards on Florida's defense, that should have been out the door though. Sims went off and Cooper had a day similar to tonights game. And I think Henry had a pretty good game as well.
That was when they shoulda taken note and started double covering Cooper for sure, but even that doesnt work all the time.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Mizzou need to win alabama hates puppies

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Mizzou need to win alabama hates puppies

Your tagline says "hail Satan" So bow to him and yield to a Bama win

 

[mutiger]

You're asking a lot there. These fools can barely sellout home games. This will be a home game for Bama.....

I can't loser TexASS fans. Mizzou is better than TexASS, get over the obsession

LOSER

 

[mutiger]

After the Indiana loss I was willing to vote you out of the conference because that is not acceptable however somehow you have won the SEC East and will face Alabama therefore I am now a huge Mizzou fan. So here is some advice:

1. Get your asses in the car and go to the game or you will be out numbered 70% to 30%.
2. Do not get drunk and pass out in a Krystal's.
3. No matter what the cost hire John Smoltz's sports physiologist and have him work with Matty Maulk.
4. Get a fucking chip on you shoulder as a fan base and quit being delusional assholes.
5. Never ever give up give until the end.
6. Yell and yell loud mother fuckers until you have no voice.
7. Don't be complicit and slap anyone that says this is the start of a dynasty...and fucking hard.
8. Own the fact your Mizzou and have EVERYTHING to prove
9. Do not let your fans or the press fill your team with BS.
10. DO NOT BE HAPPY WITH JUST BEING FUCKING THERE IT IS WIN OR YOU ARE SHIT SO BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!

We don't care about you

 

[ellupo]

We don't care about you

That's about the best impartial advice you could have got. You should take every bit of that to heart.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Mizzou hangs tough in the first half. But Bama puts it away in the 2nd half. 34-14

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

That's about the best impartial advice you could have got. You should take every bit of that to heart.

You guys let them enjoy their week and dont give them any advice, no matter how good it may be.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Normally i'd root against bama, but due to the dooshbag Mizzou fans on this board you've got to cheer for saban and kiffin to roll them.

 

[Clayton]

Mizzou hangs tough in the first half. But Bama puts it away in the 2nd half. 34-14

Im guessing the other way around. Mizzou gets pushed around in the first half but then makes a comeback in the 2nd half.

And yes, Mizzou has everything to prove. Its a little disconcerting to see us as underdogs in every game even when we keep on winning. Alabama is different, though. Theyd be favored against every other team on a neutral field.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Im guessing the other way around. Mizzou gets pushed around in the first half but then makes a comeback in the 2nd half.

And yes, Mizzou has everything to prove. Its a little disconcerting to see us as underdogs in every game even when we keep on winning. Alabama is different, though. Theyd be favored against every other team on a neutral field.

I think its a competitive game . Haltime score will be 17-7 or so. The score at the end of the 3rd will be 24-14 or so and then Bama puts together a long Touchdown drive at the end to put it away. It will be a game where I never think Bama is in danger of losing, but I will never feel Mizzou is out of it.

 

[Hook'Em0608]

Missouri is playing very well right now but I don't know if they score enough to stay with Bama. I think Missouri is playing top 10 football at the moment. Everybody thought Arkansas was playing like one of the top teams in the nation until they ran into Missouri. Got to give credit where it is due. I just don't think they can hang with Alabama right now. Their offense is damn good and their defense, while weaker than normal, doesn't suck.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Mizzou had easiest schedule in the SEC so time to prove they belong. Don't know why their fans get so offended when the SEC east is said to have a down year because it has. Just win and you prove everyone wrong.