Dak and Zeke Rock Out with Their Squirting Dildos and Fanny Packs

[Macho Grande]

Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott Flash Penis Guns at Nightclub

ZEKE ELLIOTT & DAK PRESCOTTRock Out with Your ...P SQUIRT GUNS!?

Teammates who buy dongs together ...

Ezekiel Elliott and Dak Prescott decided to take their guys trip to Florida to the next level -- by buying a bunch of penis squirt guns ... and rocking them to the nightclub!

Here's what happened ... the Dallas Cowboys stars rolled into Shorty's Market in Key West, Florida on Friday night -- along with several Cowboys offensive linemen -- and decided to arm the group with some water wieners.

We spoke with store employees who tell us the guys were super nice and made the purchase as a joke while they were bar hopping.

Witnesses say the crew ended up at Rick's Bar ... where Zeke was seen holstering his penis in a black fanny pack, with the barrel dangerously pointed up.

We're told the guys had a great time ... and no one got in any trouble ... and, if you're interested, Shorty's says they've got plenty more guns available for $14.99 a pop!

How 'bout them Cowboys!

 

[FaCe-LeE-uS]

Water is wet, sky is blue, vanilla is bland...

Cowboys players like a dick in their hand...

 

[Macho Grande]

 

[mrschaney]

And they were later spotted hanging out with this guy, who certainly needs no introduction.

 

[jarntt]

Wait,,,I thought Eagles players liked to be able to have fun?

Good for them. It's funny. You see it as gay because maybe you are gay. But, I'm guessing those women on the dance floor were all over those "water weiners"

Now Zeke's fanny pack on the other hand. I just can't defend that...

 

[jarntt]

And they were later spotted hanging out with this guy, who certainly needs no introduction.

Hmmm...his hair isn't red any more???

 

[Macho Grande]

You see it as gay because maybe you are gay.

Hey man, you're the first person here who brought up talk of anyone being gay. Is there something you'd like to share with us?

 

[Macho Grande]

 

[eaglesnut]

They fought their urges and avoided the trannie bar?

I doubt it.

 

[jarntt]

Hey man, you're the first person here who brought up talk of anyone being gay. Is there something you'd like to share with us?

yes. you can't read very well

 

[The Derski]

Did Dak really peak his rookie year? Can you imagine how depressing that would be as a player. It’s happened several times to NBA players.

 

[fordman84]

Hey man, you're the first person here who brought up talk of anyone being gay. Is there something you'd like to share with us?

maybe read post 2

 

[fordman84]

Did Dak really peak his rookie year? Can you imagine how depressing that would be as a player. It’s happened several times to NBA players.

Yeah it's too bad Dak invented the term sophomore-slump.

 

[The Derski]

Yeah it's too bad Dak invented the term sophomore-slump.

It was somewhat tongue-in-cheek, Chief.

 

[jarntt]

Did Dak really peak his rookie year? Can you imagine how depressing that would be as a player. It’s happened several times to NBA players.

and So far Year 2 was the second best year of his entire career

 

[fordman84]

It was somewhat tongue-in-cheek, Chief.

ditto, sir

 

[Hank Kingsley]

Did Dak really peak his rookie year? Can you imagine how depressing that would be as a player. It’s happened several times to NBA players.

Dunno about that, but I thought he was above silliness like this.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Ahhh, suddenly it makes total sense when Zeke goes like

 

[mcnabb7542]

Ahhh, suddenly it makes total sense when Zeke goes like

Just when I think you couldn't say anything that wasn't dumb,

and you come back redeem yourself with this !

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Just when I think you couldn't say anything that wasn't dumb,

and you come back redeem yourself with this !

Uhhh, thanks?