common mascots

[7Samurai13]

The Wisconsin Badger is the only tolerable mascot there imo

Fuck Wisconsin's mascot

 

[broncosmitty]

Yeah, than an Indian Mascot. What's wrong with a bomber? I'm sure there are other nicknames for bombers that they could have chosen. In a town that has a penis tower, I'm not sure what would be wrong with a team name celebrating their history of making bombers for WWII?

Off topic, but, I heard the formerly known as Hurons are selling beer for $7.50 a 16oz, on a trial basis at home games.

That should go over well.

 

[Eugene Baker III]

I have no idea why Navy has a goat..

 

[BTHOtu]

Signs that your team sucks. In week three, you are examining the mascots of other teams rather than talking actual football.

Sign that your team doesn't suck. Don't care.

 

[occupant]

Bullshit. The best live mascot is the majestic creature in my avatar.

I would rather have something that wouldn't shit in my house.

Anyone got pics of the 'evil bevo' from the late 90s?

He was that secondary "Hook 'Em" that roamed the sidelines and looked like a fucking satanic beast.

 

[Wishbone]

I'd rather be any of these than a sooner, whatever Stanford is, gamecock, illini, boilermaker, hoosier

Well you're a fucking nut.

 

[Olyduck]

I have no idea why Navy has a goat..
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From wikipedia
Goats at USNA
There is a legend that a Navy ship once sailed with a pet goat, and that the goat died during the cruise. The officers preserved the skin to have it mounted when they returned to port. Two young ensigns were entrusted with the skin. On their way to the taxidermist, they stopped by the United States Naval Academy to watch a football game. At halftime, for reasons the legend does not specify, one ensign decided to dress up in the goat skin. The crowd appreciated the effort, and Navy won the game.

 

[Sgt Brutus]

Well you're a fucking nut.

 

[azchamps]

I would much rather be know as a WILDCAT, something you don't want to tangle with, than a longhorn cow that walks to the slaughter house willingly.

 

[fordman84]

renting out one of your "traditions" to the seattle seahawks is also lame.

Renting? You mean us suing them for stealing and settling for payment?

at least I can say reveille or aggie without being sued by Patterson...err I mean the next spare to roll through Austin.

 

[fordman84]

Yeah let's make our mascot something we fucking eat everyday. Brill.

And not name it until your rival stomps your ass and brands the score into its hide. Then to cover that, miraculously "bevo" is born.


Uh oh, I said bevo. Who should I make the check out to?

 

[occupant]

And not name it until your rival stomps your ass and brands the score into its hide. Then to cover that, miraculously "bevo" is born.


Uh oh, I said bevo. Who should I make the check out to?

Steve Patterson, Esq.

 

[fordman84]

Also for the t-shirt t-sip, our mascot is reveille. Aggie is our school nickname.

 

[fordman84]

Steve Patterson, Esq.

Crap. Hope he left a forwarding address.

 

[StickItIn]

How many Tigers are there now in the SEC?

 

[Lance Armstrong]

I would much rather be know as a WILDCAT, something you don't want to tangle with, than a longhorn cow that walks to the slaughter house willingly.

The Longhorn was created in the state of Texas. The wildcat is what you come up with when you have nothing original to think of to represent your state. It's not that hard, the Phoenix Suns and Arizona diamond backs were able to do it, even the Arizona State Sun devils.

 

[Lance Armstrong]

Also for the t-shirt t-sip, our mascot is reveille. Aggie is our school nickname.

Thank god not all the schools in Texas lack originality.

Texas Longhorns
TCU horn frogs
UTSA road runners
UTEP miners
North Texas Mean Green (thanks Joe Greene)
Rice Owls

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Spartans
Trojans
Cardinal
Golden Hurricane
Orangemen

These seem odd. How are they associated with the school exactly.

The Trojans are a big part of the folklore of Troy. The Troy Trojans is very fitting IMO

 

[outofyourmind]

The Trojans are a big part of the folklore of Troy. The Troy Trojans is very fitting IMO

Is Troy a USC thing??
I'm not making the connection.

 

[7Samurai13]

What mascots out there can really be that unique anymore without being a complete joke? The Eastern Michigan Porcupines? Eastern Michigan Construction Crew? Hell, there is already a team called the Wombats out there now. At least there is some alliteration with Eastern Eagles.

I hate when I type a joke and no one else gets it.
Eastern Michigan Construction Workers
I wonder if that wall is still there.