Clearly Cespedes is going to go broke within a year of leaving baseball

[Used 2 B Hu]

Dude shows up to training camp every day in some new pimped ride.

Cespedes showed up in an Alfa Romeo



Today's vehicle is, supposedly, "his very last," an 80 grand jeep:

http://www.tmz.com/2016/02/26/yoenis-cespedes-customized-jeep/

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And if you missed some of his other vehicles:

LOOK: Yoenis Cespedes showed up to work in a crazy-looking vehicle



This one is probably the least ostentatious of the bunch:

LOOK: Yoenis Cespedes and his giant truck have arrived at Spring Training




And this one seems pretty tame compared to a couple of the others:

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Dude is even color-coordinating his OUTFITS to the car he drives.

 

[ckhokie]

Darren Rovell just tweeted that the spent 5% of his after tax earnings on cars last year. That's NOTHING. No idea about his spending habits in general, but he's not going to go broke on on cars if it's 5%.

How many people make $50k and drive $25k cars? How many make $100k and drive $5k cars?

 

[Tai Chi≈Surfing]

The total antithesis of the cars you see in Cuba.
His choices might be a bit over the top but he won't go broke.

 

[BigRedMoe]

Cespedes is my favorite Mets player because how well he can kick the ball. And his cars are cool.

 

[The Derski]

Does he live in Florida? How does he have all of his cars with him during spring training?

 

[The Derski]

Sportsnation broke down the math last week and it amounts to less than 5 percent of his salary or something.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Does he live in Florida? How does he have all of his cars with him during spring training?

This is somewhat complicated shit, so try to stick with me here: cars have wheels and can be moved from one place to another with relatively minimal effort.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Sportsnation broke down the math last week and it amounts to less than 5 percent of his salary or something.

I think we should all take a few moments to bow our heads and thank the Dear Lord for Sportsnation.

 

[The Derski]

This is somewhat complicated shit, so try to stick with me here: cars have wheels and can be moved from one place to another with relatively minimal effort.

Where do players stay during spring training?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Where do players stay during spring training?

Que?

 

[The Derski]

Que?

Where do players live during spring training? So where does he keep all of his cars?

 

[The Derski]

So now do you see the point of my original question?

 

[Johnnydollaz89]

Let him keep spending so he's forced to stay here for 3 years and get the full amount of money

 

[broncosmitty]

Cespedes is my favorite Mets player because how well he can kick the ball. And his cars are cool.

I like how he introduces neon green as an alternate color for every team he plays on each season.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Where do players live during spring training? So where does he keep all of his cars?

You're really worried about this.

I've no idea where he keeps his cars, but I'm guessing that at the very least, there's no shortage of hotels that would be more than happy to have one parked out front with their valet watching it like a hawk, just to have a car like that drawing attention to the hotel.

 

[R.J. MacReady]

Darren Rovell just tweeted that the spent 5% of his after tax earnings on cars last year. That's NOTHING. No idea about his spending habits in general, but he's not going to go broke on on cars if it's 5%.

How many people make $50k and drive $25k cars? How many make $100k and drive $5k cars?

I'm sold, your doing my taxes this year.

 

[The Derski]

You're really worried about this.

I've no idea where he keeps his cars, but I'm guessing that at the very least, there's no shortage of hotels that would be more than happy to have one parked out front with their valet watching it like a hawk, just to have a car like that drawing attention to the hotel.

I was just curious. It got you thinking about it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I was just curious. It got you thinking about it.

It goes past that. I've literally been thinking all night about where Yvonne's cues spiders parks his cars during spring training.

Maybe he parked the jeep behind the Burger King?