Baseball Books That'll Never Be Published

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"My Career As America's Most Beloved Umpire" - "Country Joe" West

 

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"What Really Happened That Night in the Hot Tub" - Derek Jeter

 

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"My Plight As America's Most Underrated Infielder" - Derek Jeter

 

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"Cheating is bad so I would never do it, kids" Alex Rodriguez

 

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"Male Grooming Tips" - Joe Buck; foreword by @Peter Gozintite

 

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"My time as the most loved guy in all of baseball" Barry Bonds.

 

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"I'm Sorry For Killing That Fan" - Josh Hamilton

 

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"Making the Hall of Fame" Pete Rose

 

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"Vegan Dieting Saved My Life" - Tommy Lasorda

 

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"Responsible Fatherhood" - Steve Garvey

 

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"Healthy Eating" by Prince Fielder and David Ortiz

 

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the new Websters dictionary- by Yogi Berra

 

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The uncensored version of what I really wanted to say- by Vin Scully

 

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Papi was a rolling stoner- by David Ortiz

 

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"An in Depth analysis of what an Infield Fly is"- Sam Holbrook

 

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"How to Take a Hard Tag Like a Man"- Manny Machado

 

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"My Most Sought-After Political Opinions" - Curt Schilling

 

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"How to Hit a Gaylord Perry Spit Ball"- Reggie Jackson

 

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"How to Properly Hide Illegal Mexicans You Murdered on Your Property"- Chipper Jones

 

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"How to Properly Hide Illegal Mexicans You Murdered on Your Property"- Chipper Jones