MLB Daily Thread: Barely any baseball last night. Discuss it.

[Fountain City Blues]

they should be

He'll get what he wants eventually

Maybe, but you risk flushing any return down the toilet entirely. Ala Cliff Lee.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Also, Cole Hamels is a whiney twat. I'm glad I don't have to worry about the Indians trading for him - I hate it when they employ twats.

<looks at Nick Swisher>

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Maybe, but you risk flushing any return down the toilet entirely. Ala Cliff Lee.

Good point. What if Hamels misses time due to complications from his upcoming labiaplasty?

 

[black francis]

Also, Cole Hamels is a whiney twat. I'm glad I don't have to worry about the Indians trading for him - I hate it when they employ twats.

<looks at Nick Swisher>

Why Indians? I thought you were a White Sox fan?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Also, Cole Hamels is a whiney twat. I'm glad I don't have to worry about the Indians trading for him - I hate it when they employ twats.

<looks at Nick Swisher>

Werd, Cleveland be the home of classy mofos

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Why Indians? I thought you were a White Sox fan?

I forgot.

Let me get back into character.

<hits meth pipe, robs convenience store>

 

[Rock Strongo]

Werd, Cleveland be the home of classy mofos

i thought drake was worse...canadian.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Werd, Cleveland be the home of classy mofos

Hahaha. What a fucking tool.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The bottle of champagne that twat is chugging from costs about $230 at retail, probably upwards $400-500 at a restaurant/club. Jay-Z bought the brand and put it in that gold painted bottle because he knows his target demographic is attracted to shiny things.

 

[HammerDown]

Brew Crew at the Confines. First pitch in 20 min.

 

[cerealboi]

eric clapton is a child murdering faggot whose music sucks dick

LOL! Wrong board Einstein. That convo is at Zig's.

 

[cerealboi]

Pedro > your team's hall of fame pitcher

Earlier in that season, the Red Sox starter was at the center of another conflict with the Yankees. After Kevin Millar was hit by Roger Clemens two days before, Martinez hit New York’s leadoff hitter, Alfonso Soriano, in the hand, but Soriano swung at the pitch and struck out. Yankees captain Derek Jeter was up next.

“I sailed one in on his hands and got him good,” Martinez said. “Both he and Soriano had to leave the game early to have X-rays taken. I told some teammates, ‘At least I gave them a discount on an ambulance — they both got to go in the same one.’ That comment surprised Derek Lowe. He told me he figured that when I hit batters, it was an accident 90 percent of the time. He was 100 percent wrong. When I hit a batter, it was 90 percent intentional.”

 

[Rock Strongo]

LOL! Wrong board Einstein. That convo is at Zig's.

LMAO

 

[black francis]

LOL! Wrong board Einstein. That convo is at Zig's.

you replied, making it a conversation

 

[black francis]

homer bailey

nice contract, reds

see you in 2016

 

[black francis]

6yrs $105 million 14-19

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

eric clapton is a child murdering faggot whose music sucks dick

Well keep the convo going.

That comment is slightly less retarded than the guy who said Jimi Hendrix was "a one trick pony."

 

[obxyankeefan]

Mets are calling up 2B'er Dilson Herrera...the Daniel Murphy era may be drawing to a close in Flushing

F'ing Mets out to ruin my fantasy teams.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

6yrs $105 million 14-19

Unbelievable what shitty pitchers can make these days. In this market, I bet Kershaw would have pushed $40MM/yr had he been an unrestricted FA.

 

[black francis]

Well keep the convo going.

That comment is slightly less retarded than the guy who said Jimi Hendrix was "a one trick pony."

his music does suck, and he did murder his kid so he could resurrect his career with a god awful song.