AB: 6/2 GDT Vulvas @ Turdinals

[tzill]

1. Fucking Towers (S) LF
2. One of two hitters worth a shit (R) 2B
3. Slumpster (R) C
4. The other one I didn't need to slap (R) RF
5. Fucking Giraffe's replacement (R) 1B
6. Filling in for FatBoy (R) 3B
7. Hackfish (L) SS
8. White Labia (L) CF
9. Johnny Wholestaff (R) P

I MAY HAVE TO BITCHSLAP MIDGAME TODAY. FUCK THOSE TURDINALS, 5-3 OR I MAKE THEM TAKE THE BUS HOME.

YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME

 

[msgkings322]

Shouldn't it be 'vulvae'?

 

[tzill]

Shouldn't it be 'vulvae'?

AB: I'M FRENCH, NOT FUCKING GREEK. IT'S LES VULVAS.

THIS JUST IN -- PENCE OUT 4-6 WEEKS TO RECOVER FROM HIS HYSTERECTOMY.

 

[msgkings322]

Nice first inning for Chad. But didn't Kickham have that too?

 

[tzill]

Nice first inning for Chad. But didn't Kickham have that too?

AB: HE FUCKING BETTER HAVE GOOD INNINGS TO MAKE UP FOR THIS BARBIE DOLL OFFENSE. I'MA KILL ME SOME SHARK.

 

[Robotech]

Damn, Chad Gaudin is looking real good. You wonder why he didn't get the first shot to start.

 

[msgkings322]

Damn, Chad Gaudin is looking real good. You wonder why he didn't get the first shot to start.

Because he's not a starting pitcher...but he might be in a pinch

 

[msgkings322]

And wow, a 2 out hit with RISP for Hunter...gotta like that

 

[Robotech]

Because he's not a starting pitcher...but he might be in a pinch

Gaudin has 75 career starts. I guess they wanted to keep the bullpen stronger, or they hoped that Kickham would be ready.

 

[Robotech]

Wow, how slow is Yadier Molina?

 

[Robotech]

Crawford dove, the ball rolled around a while, and he was still able to throw out Molina. Molina was upset with himself and had no intent to diss the umpire there. You could see on the replay that he threw his helmet down and immediately starting walking towards the dugout. If he were upset about the call, he would have said something to the ump.

 

[msgkings322]

Crawford dove, the ball rolled around a while, and he was still able to throw out Molina. Molina was upset with himself and had no intent to diss the umpire there. You could see on the replay that he threw his helmet down and immediately starting walking towards the dugout. If he were upset about the call, he would have said something to the ump.

Agreed, young umpire overreacted, but I'll take the break in our favor

 

[msgkings322]

Wow, how slow is Yadier Molina?

Yeah I thought that too. Probably the slowest guy in the game, like his big brother(s)

 

[msgkings322]

Gaudin has 75 career starts. I guess they wanted to keep the bullpen stronger, or they hoped that Kickham would be ready.

Didin't even realize that, I stand corrected...maybe theydidn't have time to stretch him? Or maybe they just wanted to see if Kick was ready

 

[msgkings322]

By the way, awesome play by Craw just to keep it in the infield

 

[SFAnthem]

Hanging Chad?

 

[Robotech]

I can't believe Freese only has 3 HR's on the season.

 

[Robotech]

Yeah I thought that too. Probably the slowest guy in the game, like his big brother(s)

Continuing a family tradition. Give Yadier a few more years, and he'll really show us what he can do with his running.

 

[msgkings322]

Hanging Chad?

Hey outside of that pitch he looks way better than Vogelsong this year. One game only but still...

 

[SFGRTB]

Belt! Pinch hit double off a tough lefty for the 4-2 lead!