MLB Daily Thread: 7.2.15 Baseball happened, balls were batted and runs scored. Why am I working today?

[Rock Strongo]

normally i come to work at 6:30 or so in the morning and this place is a zoo. our lot is being paved, so we have been parking haphazardly up and down the street. even at 6:30 am its tough to get a good spot.

there are 3 cars here this morning.

3.

thanks obama!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

We're being let off at 3 today but a bunch of people are already on vacay. I'd talk baseball, but baseball is dead 2 me.

DEAD!

 

[Rock Strongo]

We're being let off at 3 today but a bunch of people are already on vacay. I'd talk baseball, but baseball is dead 2 me.

DEAD!

i hope we're out by noon. this place looks like its closed. we run production 24 hours a day. lights are off on the floor.


lets discuss rick porcello...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

i hope we're out by noon. this place looks like its closed. we run production 24 hours a day. lights are off on the floor.


lets discuss rick porcello...

Is that the really salty dried pork belly? Love that stuff

 

[Rock Strongo]

Is that the really salty dried pork belly? Love that stuff

thats of a higher quality than this shit.

 

[redseat]

Porcello well worth the money the Red Sox spent on him! So worth it!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

You guys seen the "rejects welcome" thread? A bunch of old cbs posters coming over from NGS. The takeover is entering phase two

 

[Rock Strongo]

You guys seen the "rejects welcome" thread? A bunch of old cbs posters coming over from NGS. The takeover is entering phase two

saw that. i need to find that thread again.

my plan to usurp hammer is in full swing...operation chinese buffet has commenced.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

saw that. i need to find that thread again.

my plan to usurp hammer is in full swing...operation chinese buffet has commenced.

I thought we agreed to call it operation fuck the padres???

 

[Rock Strongo]

I thought we agreed to call it operation fuck the padres???

operation "fuck the fathers".

maybe in queens...

 

[Rock Strongo]

if anyone needs some fantasy pop in their lineup...

miguel sano...

Sano will reportedly be called up by the Twins on Wednesday, MLB.com's Rhett Bollinger reports.
Spin:
While nothing is official, this report is enough to compel owners in almost all formats to make sure Sano is not available on waivers. Much like Rangers prospect Joey Gallo, who was recently optioned back to the minors, Sano has 80-grade power and has the potential to hit double-digit home runs in a month. Unlike Gallo, however, Sano does not have potentially crippling strikeout issues, as he posted a very manageable 23.8 percent K-rate at Double-A this season. With Kennys Vargas getting optioned earlier in the day, Sano figures to be in the lineup almost every day going forward, splitting time between DH and third base.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

operation "fuck the fathers".

maybe in queens...

Come on, man, we need discipline...stick with the script, we're so close

 

[redseat]

Carlos Carrasco oh so close to a no no

 

[Rock Strongo]

Carlos Carrasco oh so close to a no no

saw that., i watched the yankees and los angeles angels of southern to central california brought to you by folgers.

 

[redseat]

saw that., i watched the yankees and los angeles angels of southern to central california brought to you by folgers.

Will we ever see Jason Kipnis again? lol

 

[obxyankeefan]

Carlos Carresco went to bed last night yelling

The Butler did it

 

[obxyankeefan]

They put me on days for this week only, then told me on Tuesday that I am scheduled to work all 7 days this week. At least it is $60 an hour Friday through Sunday.

 

[Rock Strongo]

They put me on days for this week only, then told me on Tuesday that I am scheduled to work all 7 days this week. At least it is $60 an hour Friday through Sunday.

i have no idea why i am here today.

 

[obxyankeefan]

i have no idea why i am here today.

Monday and Tuesday I spent 10 hours playing video games on my phone. They finally gave me some computer work to do yesterday at lunch

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Monday and Tuesday I spent 10 hours playing video games on my phone. They finally gave me some computer work to do yesterday at lunch

Oh, the life of a night watchman at the cranberry silo