4.3.15 Daily - Nothing happened yesterday

[Used 2 B Hu]

But on the plus side, I have the day off, so I can start this thread at 10:30 and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it!

 

[moxie]

Oh, yes there is! I declare that you started this thread at SEVEN thirty!! Happy Friday

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Oh, yes there is! I declare that you started this thread at SEVEN thirty!! Happy Friday

Oh yeah, that's right...I'm on Pacific time today in honor of...the feast...of...Maximum Occupancy.

Friday

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Da See Bee Ess pre-season power rankings:

1) Warshton
2) Dawdgers
3) Pie-ritts
4) Marianners
5) Angles
6) Car-Duh-Nulls
7) Lygers
8) Injuns
9) Dead Saux
10) Whorioles
11) Gints
12) Royales (w/Cheese)
13) Scrubs
14) Lite Sox
15) Stankees

16) PodRays
17) Blew Jays
18) Criami
19) The New York Metropolitan Baseball Club
20) dReds
21) Ehhhhh's
22) Brewhores
23) Gastros
24) Twinks
25) Reyes (syndrome)
26) Rawckies
27) Diamondhacks
28) stRangers
29) Barfs
30) Philthies

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If the Mets can't finish third when two of their division mates are projected to be THEE worst two teams in the league, then Fred Coupon should be forced to sell the team and/or shot - but not necessarily in that order

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

And now, the Korean girl ceremonial first pitch fail gifs

 

[moxie]

I'm pretty sure Puig's 12 pound chainz is what hurt him, not a sissy elbow from Kendrick!
Also- Trout got a triple out of that! Sweet!
Puig fine after scary collision with Kendrick | MLB.com

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm pretty sure Puig's 12 pound chainz is what hurt him, not a sissy elbow from Kendrick!
Also- Trout got a triple out of that! Sweet!
Puig fine after scary collision with Kendrick | MLB.com

He looks like a soccer player out there! Man up, brah

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Bwah...clearly this tourist from KC finds it difficult to open up those tricksy NYC bottles

 

[cerealboi]

More gifs

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This day in Padres batting practice

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

More gifs

Sure thing buddy:

Dustin Pedroia shows off his new, adjusted swing

 

[moxie]

Bwah...clearly this tourist from KC finds it difficult to open up those tricksy NYC bottles

He obviously doesn't lift, bro.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

In order to help speed up the game, MLB will propose using four wheelers to bring relievers out of the bullpen

 

[moxie]

Why is Gronk throwing out the first pitch in LA? Shouldn't he be doing that in Boston? And crazy that he makes Mike Trout look small!!

 

[cerealboi]

Wish we had the centerfield shot of that. Nice throw.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

 

[cerealboi]

Fake

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Fake

Like yer mom's breasts

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

BRB, gotta go clean the birdcage