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tnapucco
Fair as fuck
Good morning Hooplans.
With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year is the 2nd year for our award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition AGAIN this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.
They have stepped on their dicks in a spectacular display of ineptitude, they've proved incapable of showing any sack whatsoever, they're done so in one of the biggest TV markets...here are some highlights:
Lose to a team that lost to Kansas and Florida State? CHECK
Lose to each conference foe faced by a minimum of 21 points? CHECK
Be shut out in 4 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by 31.8 pts for the season? CHECK
Winless in their conference yet again.
With stunning upsets of both Liberty and UMass, this team showed the nation that they got gumption and won't go down without biting the pillow.
KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88, bamagrad75 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2019 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR THE GOLDEN STANK PICKLE GOES TO... @droider
2018 STINKER THREAD: 2018 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR
With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year is the 2nd year for our award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition AGAIN this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.
They have stepped on their dicks in a spectacular display of ineptitude, they've proved incapable of showing any sack whatsoever, they're done so in one of the biggest TV markets...here are some highlights:
Lose to a team that lost to Kansas and Florida State? CHECK
Lose to each conference foe faced by a minimum of 21 points? CHECK
Be shut out in 4 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by 31.8 pts for the season? CHECK
Winless in their conference yet again.
With stunning upsets of both Liberty and UMass, this team showed the nation that they got gumption and won't go down without biting the pillow.
KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88, bamagrad75 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2019 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....FOR THE SECOND CONSECUTIVE YEAR THE GOLDEN STANK PICKLE GOES TO... @droider
YOUR SCARLET KNIGHTS OF RUTGERS UNIVERSITY!!!
2018 STINKER THREAD: 2018 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR