2018 P5 STINKER OF THE YEAR

[tnapucco]

Good morning Hooplans.

With the conclusion of the regular season comes the time for annual awards to be given out. This year we have christened a new award which is to be awarded to the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation. There was little competition this year as one team strived their very least to not be the shittiest Power 5 program in the nation.

They have won this award in stunning fashion.
Lose to a bottom feeder G5 team, bigly? CHECK
Lose to a bottom feeder of another P5 conference, bigly? CHECK
Fail to score at least 3 touchdowns in 11 of their 12 games? CHECK
Average losing every game by over two scores for the season? CHECK

Winless in their conference.

Their only win coming over Texas State, this team has proved to the nation that they squat to pee.

KT, Bonham, WingedWheel88 and gentlemen....I present to you the 2018 Golden Stank Pickle Trophy winners....

THE RUTGERS SCARLET KNIGHTS
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[tnapucco]

Do we have any Rutgers fans?

Maybe one would like to accept this award on their team's behalf?

 

[7Samurai13]

Do we have any Rutgers fans?

Maybe one would like to accept this award on their team's behalf?

Since Michigan State tried their hardest to lose to Rutgers, I should accept it...

 

[Across The Field]

Yes this is correct. Rutgers was phenomenally bad.

That said, there should be a (dis)honorable mention for Louisville. They take the crown for having the worst overall efficiency among all P5 teams, even behind Rutgers, at 2-10 and they finished the year with 9 straight losses by an average score of 50-19, and they did this with a 4-year recruiting class average of 33rd in the nation.

 

[Hitman Hart]

Yes this is correct. Rutgers was phenomenally bad.

That said, there should be a (dis)honorable mention for Louisville. They take the crown for having the worst overall efficiency among all P5 teams, even behind Rutgers, at 2-10 and they finished the year with 9 straight losses by an average score of 50-19, and they did this with a 4-year recruiting class average of 33rd in the nation.

I actually think this award belongs to Louisville

the Cardinals were robbed!

 

[7Samurai13]

I actually think this award belongs to Louisville

they Cardinals were robbed!

The bias in the committee allowed prior years to be brought into play. This is why we shouldn’t have preseason Suck polls.

 

[Hitman Hart]

The bias in the committee allowed prior years to be brought into play. This is why we shouldn’t have preseason Suck polls.

lmao, I had no idea I added an extra "y" to "the"

Louisville was only competitive in 1 ACC game this year and that was against 5-7 FSU

they struggled against 3-9 Western Kentucky and their game against Indiana State was a lot closer than the final score indicates

Rutgers sucks, but they were more competitive at times this year than Louisville was

 

[7Samurai13]

lmao, I had no idea I added an extra "y" to "the"

Louisville was only competitive in 1 ACC game this year and that was against 5-7 FSU

they struggled against 3-9 Western Kentucky and their game against Indiana State was a lot closer than the final score indicates

Rutgers sucks, but they were more competitive at times this year than Louisville was

You are ignoring the Alabama effect where the must be ranked higher to prop up Bama.

 

[Hitman Hart]

You are ignoring the Alabama effect where the must be ranked higher to prop up Bama.

Bama made Petrino and Louisville quit after one game this year

man they're good

 

[BamaFanAlways]

You are ignoring the Alabama effect where the must be ranked higher to prop up Bama.

Thanks, we're really struggling this year and need all the help we can get.

 

[7Samurai13]

Bama made Petrino and Louisville quit after one game this year

man they're good

See Florida State 2017. They still haven’t recovered.

 

[7Samurai13]

Thanks, we're really struggling this year and need all the help we can get.

Tua is afraid to play in the fourth quarter things are so bad.

 

[BamaFanAlways]

Tua is afraid to play in the fourth quarter things are so bad.

We did manage to coax him out for one series in the 4th against Awburn....

 

[bamabear82]

Bama made Petrino and Louisville quit after one game this year

man they're good

This guy gets it.

 

[Deep Creek]

Since Michigan State tried their hardest to lose to Rutgers, I should accept it...

Meh. I'll do it. My team most closely resembles Rutgers.

 

[Hitman Hart]

This guy gets it.

#teamSouthern

 

[GoldRusher]

FTW

 

[Across The Field]

FTW

This definitely takes the 1-game suck award. No P5 team had a more embarrassing game than this. I mean, ODU got smoked by RICE.