Mebert
Not Mebert's Alt
I was pretty good at defense, not super great or anything, but I hit balls pretty far.
I pretty much do the same out at beer league softball now, except I have a lot more energy since they don't make you waste your time rounding the bases.
I was in a softball league a bit ago. It is weird, every time I got up to bat they shifted comically to my right. Not sure why people think you can't place the ball where you want in slow pitch.