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This is going to be a boring week. The two Falcon fans on the Hoop have already repeated their entire shtick multiple times.

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Belichick is an average to slightly below average coach who happened to get the best QB of all time. When you go 46-68 on 7+ seasons you don't all of the sudden become a genius. Without Brady Belichick is a dick sandwich

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First, Belichick is a dick sandwich with or without Brady.

Also, Belichick went 10-5 with a back up the year Brady was lost in the first week and 3-1 this year while Brady was suspended. I think the success they have had is at best 50/50. Possibly the other way around.
 

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I've spent a fair amount of time in MA and in GA. I can assure you the level of racism is far greater in GA.

As for humor.

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P.S. The Patriots don't play in Boston. In fact Providence RI is actually closer to Gillette than Boston is. You got the Boston thing and the racism thing from false reporting.

Boston is the most racist city in America. Yelling racial slurs at David Price while he's warming up in the bullpen in Fenway? That's unacceptable to do for an opponent, much less a pitcher for your team.

And literally none of those comedians are worth a damn, at least none are fit to test Bill Hicks' microphone.

The music scene in Boston sucks. Who's the biggest band to come from there? New Kids on the Block? Talk about fags, and yet yall embrace them.

It ain't even close. Georgia>>>MA.

And get your carpet bagging ass back up there where you belong.
 

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Boston is the most racist city in America. Yelling racial slurs at David Price while he's warming up in the bullpen in Fenway? That's unacceptable to do for an opponent, much less a pitcher for your team.

And literally none of those comedians are worth a damn, at least none are fit to test Bill Hicks' microphone.

The music scene in Boston sucks. Who's the biggest band to come from there? New Kids on the Block? Talk about fags, and yet yall embrace them.

It ain't even close. Georgia>>>MA.

And get your carpet bagging ass back up there where you belong.


Gee I don't know, ever heard of a little band called Boston? How about Aerosmith?

You stole that entire rant from an Atlanta sports radio show, almost word for word. It was played this week on WEEI in Boston.

Do you have anything original of your own, or is the local failing sports radio show all you have?
 

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First, Belichick is a dick sandwich with or without Brady.

Also, Belichick went 10-5 with a back up the year Brady was lost in the first week and 3-1 this year while Brady was suspended. I think the success they have had is at best 50/50. Possibly the other way around.
He went 11-5 with a roster that was 16-0 the year before. Good for him. BB is gone as soon as Brady is gone. He doesn't want to go back to being a 6-7 win coach
 

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He went 11-5 with a roster that was 16-0 the year before. Good for him. BB is gone as soon as Brady is gone. He doesn't want to go back to being a 6-7 win coach


Now you're just starting to sound like you suffer from retardation.
 

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This is going to be a boring week. The two Falcon fans on the Hoop have already repeated their entire shtick multiple times.

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If you want a shit talking thread, it's a two way street. When one side does nothing other than post memes and be all matterof fact, the other side isn't gonna put its best effort out there.
 

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Gee I don't know, ever heard of a little band called Boston? How about Aerosmith?

You stole that entire rant from an Atlanta sports radio show, almost word for word. It was played this week on WEEI in Boston.

Do you have anything original of your own, or is the local failing sports radio show all you have?

Guess I have the same thought process as the radio station, because I haven't listened to sports talk radio since the college football season ended.

And Boston? Aerosmith? That's the best you can come up with? LOL. The Allman Brothers had more talent in the tip of their dick than those two bands hand in their entire body combined.

So basically, keep flailing, princess.

And when you move somewhere, you're supposed to assimilate.
 

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Now you're just starting to sound like you suffer from retardation.
Name 1 other coach, in any sport, that started his career with 7+ years having a .400 win pct and then went on to "greatness"?? You can't. It doesn't happen. Guys with that kind of track record are what they are and what they are is not very good. BB was the lucky recipient on a 6th ound gift from God.
 

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He went 11-5 with a roster that was 16-0 the year before. Good for him. BB is gone as soon as Brady is gone. He doesn't want to go back to being a 6-7 win coach

I tend to think it's Belichick that makes Brady. I mean, you have a QB that can't throw the ball more than 15 yards down field, and a statue QB who's backup has always been successful and winning when Brady has been hurt/suspended.

I used to hate both of them until the recent election, and both of them grew on me a lot, but other than passionately kissing his own daughter, at least it's a lot easier to talk shit about Brady than it is Belichick.
 

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I tend to think it's Belichick that makes Brady. I mean, you have a QB that can't throw the ball more than 15 yards down field, and a statue QB who's backup has always been successful and winning when Brady has been hurt/suspended.

I used to hate both of them until the recent election, and both of them grew on me a lot, but other than passionately kissing his own daughter, at least it's a lot easier to talk shit about Brady than it is Belichick.
One of them has been great pretty much his entire career. The other was a poor man's Rex Ryan for 7+ years. Those are facts and beyond debate. Brady is elite, Belichick is a leech
 

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Chuck Noll was 12 and 30 after his first 3 years coaching. I guess he sucked too.

Bill Parcells? 12 and 19 after 2 years. Another bum.

So, you focus on his first what 7 years? And disregard the last 17? The best 17 year run for any team in NFL history?
 

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He went 11-5 with a roster that was 16-0 the year before. Good for him. BB is gone as soon as Brady is gone. He doesn't want to go back to being a 6-7 win coach

With a back up QB for the entire year. Brady went out in the first game of the season. So, it wasn't the same roster.

Name 1 other coach, in any sport, that started his career with 7+ years having a .400 win pct and then went on to "greatness"?? You can't. It doesn't happen. Guys with that kind of track record are what they are and what they are is not very good. BB was the lucky recipient on a 6th ound gift from God.

Belichick's first 7 years as a HC had a record of 52-60 for a .464 percentage.
Keep in mind that he took over a bad team in Cleveland that went 3-13 in previous year and got them to the 11-5 and in the playoffs in 4 years. Then had to deal with Art Model announcing the team was moving and a lame duck year in Cleveland.

If you really think Brady is responsible for Bill's success, you have a problem.
 

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Chuck Noll was 12 and 30 after his first 3 years coaching. I guess he sucked too.

Bill Parcells? 12 and 19 after 2 years. Another bum.

So, you focus on his first what 7 years? And disregard the last 17? The best 17 year run for any team in NFL history?

Another bum coach, Tom Landry
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25-53-4 to start his career as a HC.
 

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With a back up QB for the entire year. Brady went out in the first game of the season. So, it wasn't the same roster.



Belichick's first 7 years as a HC had a record of 52-60 for a .464 percentage.
Keep in mind that he took over a bad team in Cleveland that went 3-13 in previous year and got them to the 11-5 and in the playoffs in 4 years. Then had to deal with Art Model announcing the team was moving and a lame duck year in Cleveland.

If you really think Brady is responsible for Bill's success, you have a problem.
YES you're correct. It was 6+ years he was awful not 7. For some reason I thought he was in Cleveland through 96. In any event he was terrible
 

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YES you're correct. It was 6+ years he was awful not 7. For some reason I thought he was in Cleveland through 96. In any event he was terrible

It's Cleveland for Christ sake.

1 coach has had a winning record in Cleveland since 1975. Marty Schottenheimer went 44-27.
 

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Some thoughts....

Chiefs 29 Falcons 28
Eagles 24 Falcons 15
Chargers 33 Falcons 30
Seahawks 26 Falcons 24
Bucs 31 Falcons 24

Falcons can't win against better than average defenses
Falcons can't win if they can't score more than 30 points
Falcons can't win close games
Falcons can't come back to win close games in the 4th quarter

Falcons are playing the best defense
Falcons won't score 30 points
Falcons won't win the Super Bowl if it's close
Falcons won't be able to come back in the 4th quarter against the Patriots defense......no one has.

It's called shitting the bed under pressure.
 

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Some thoughts....

Chiefs 29 Falcons 28
Eagles 24 Falcons 15
Chargers 33 Falcons 30
Seahawks 26 Falcons 24
Bucs 31 Falcons 24

Falcons can't win against better than average defenses
Falcons can't win if they can't score more than 30 points
Falcons can't win close games
Falcons can't come back to win close games in the 4th quarter

Falcons are playing the best defense
Falcons won't score 30 points
Falcons won't win the Super Bowl if it's close
Falcons won't be able to come back in the 4th quarter against the Patriots defense......no one has.

It's called shitting the bed under pressure.
Atlanta was 3-1 vs top 10 defenses this year and scored 31.5 ppg. You can't just list their losses and then say those teams had good defenses. That's not actually how facts work lol
 

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One of them has been great pretty much his entire career. The other was a poor man's Rex Ryan for 7+ years. Those are facts and beyond debate. Brady is elite, Belichick is a leech

I think Bill finally got the right pieces to fit his system in New England, and the rest is history. It's not unlike Kyle Shanahan as OC. His offenses had a reputation of started out hot and fizzling out quickly throughout his career, and last season, people were ready to run him out of town on a rail, but Matt Ryan is the only QB he's ever had that was able to fully understand his system, and it took him a season to do it, and the Falcons are the only team he's ever coached for that had the perfect players for his offense, and now that he's likely headed to San Francisco after the season, just a year after wanting him gone, everyone is now wishing he would stay forever.
 
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