"Stop Being so Judgmental. He's Just a Loving Father."

[shopson67]

For reals. Who would have ever thought that we'd have a standing first lady and daughter that I'd slam my dick in my desk drawer for the opportunity at a threesome?

GOD. BLESS. AMERICA.

You might get your chance, who knows? Melania is past her sell by date, Trump could be trading her in any day now.

 

[rmilia1]

I get loving your kids but why is his hand on her ass?

 

[fordman84]

Cuter daughter but even more creepy.

yeah the puking parrot is pretty creepy

 

[fordman84]

I get loving your kids but why is his hand on her ass?

hip <> ass, sir. If that is a hand on a ass, then every time I'm pissed I put my hands on my ass

 

[rmilia1]

hip <> ass, sir. If that is a hand on a ass, then every time I'm pissed I put my hands on my ass

Well I'm blind so I use that as my excuse. Like when I shake hands with a lady and I accidently grab her titty

 

[NEPatsfan]

Well I'm blind so I use that as my excuse. Like when I shake hands with a lady and I accidently grab her titty

We know, we can tell by our SB predictions.

 

[Uhsplit]

Stop. Please stop.
LMAO.

 

[NEhomer]

Oh I'm sorry for slighting your golden god fordman.

 

[shopson67]

Oh I'm sorry for slighting your golden god fordman.

He's got a glow, but not necessarily golden. More like stale urine?

 

[fordman84]

Well I'm blind so I use that as my excuse. Like when I shake hands with a lady and I accidently grab her titty

You gotta grab her by the pussy!

 

[fordman84]

Oh I'm sorry for slighting your golden god fordman.

Sorry you left your sense of humor in your other pants.

Get over Trump, get over yourself. You aren't special, snowflake.

 

[NEhomer]

Again, I'm sorry for the personal insult of your golden boy.

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[Battlelyon]

Don't forget kissing Aaron Hernandez

 

[Battlelyon]

 

[Bridgeburner]

Patriots are so fucked up...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

This the thread where we talk about bangin' Trump daughters?

 

[shopson67]

This the thread where we talk about bangin' Trump daughters?

Apparently!

Not this one though....

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Apparently!

Not this one though....

Actually, I'm kinda partial to the bug-eyed one

 

[shopson67]

Actually, I'm kinda partial to the bug-eyed one

Don't know whether to schedule a drug test or an optometrist appointment for you...