Describe your favorite hot dog

[Chewbaccer]

I guess a hot dog isn't a staple food of the south, which is why I like ketchup on mine.

Now, I'm very picky with my biscuits and gravy.

 

[moxie]

I don't like mustard, and I don't like anyone who does. Sick fucks.

Says the boor who puts ketchup and mayo on his dog!

KETCHUP?!!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Says the boor who puts ketchup and mayo on his!

KETCHUP?!!

You can pretty much make anything taste good if you cover it in enough ketchup. Mustard looks and tastes like Fido's ass and I want no part of it.

And it's not just any mayo, it's Blue Plate mayo.

 

[cmc_rebar]

I don't like mustard, and I don't like anyone who does. Sick fucks.

Been nice knowing you


I even put mustard on my peanut butter sandwiches, along with sweet pickles

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

No kraut?

Man, I'm SO tempted to order this mustard right now to try it, I see they have it on Amazon. I might have to go for it

It's good stuff, man. Get the jumbo Hebrew nats, grill them just right, toast the buns on the grill, lay some ball park mustard on it. Awesome.

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

You can pretty much make anything taste good if you cover it in enough ketchup. Mustard looks and tastes like Fido's ass and I want no part of it.

And it's not just any mayo, it's Blue Plate mayo.

To be fair, condiments are supposed to be flavor enhancers, not cover ups. If you're trying to cover up the flavor, why eat it?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You can pretty much make anything taste good if you cover it in enough ketchup. Mustard looks and tastes like Fido's ass and I want no part of it.

And it's not just any mayo, it's Blue Plate mayo.

Don't be a fag. Mustard is delish.

 

[Chewbaccer]

To be fair, condiments are supposed to be flavor enhancers, not cover ups. If you're trying to cover up the flavor, why eat it?

See, I'm a rare breed of southerner that doesn't like cornbread, but I also don't want to hurt my grandma's feelings, so I cover it in ketchup and choke it down. Same thing for mayo and most beans.

 

[huskers1217]

Yeah, maybe I have issues. I still don't get it. Is it a specific brand of dog you're trying to say you like the best? But not served the way it shows in the picture?

 

[moxie]

Been nice knowing you


I even put mustard on my peanut butter sandwiches, along with sweet pickles

I like a toasted, buttered bagel with squirts of mustard. Shit's so good!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Been nice knowing you


I even put mustard on my peanut butter sandwiches, along with sweet pickles

I also hate pickles.

But I eat a banana and mayo sammy at least once a week.

 

[moxie]

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lol! And quite properly, it has no ketchup on it!

And yep- the best bang for your buck!! Too bad they stay with you all damn day!

 

[Chewbaccer]

Don't be a fag. Mustard is delish.

It's good for drawing worms out of the ground, that's the only use I've found for it.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

See, I'm a rare breed of southerner that doesn't like cornbread, but I also don't want to hurt my grandma's feelings, so I cover it in ketchup and choke it down. Same thing for mayo and most beans.

You don't like mustard or cornbread? What. The. Fuck.

So, what's your favorite brand of bra?

 

[cmc_rebar]

Hebrew national dawgs cooked (charred) on a grill on a white bun with ketchup, mustard, chili, onions, pickle relish, grated extra sharp cheddar cheese, and if really hungry sourkraut.


Anything less, and might as well just let the dog have it

 

[Chewbaccer]

You don't like mustard or cornbread? What. The. Fuck.

So, what's your favorite brand of bra?

Put it this way, I don't care if I spend 5 grand on a meal, if there's mustard or pickles on it, I'm not eating it.

 

[moxie]

Put it this way, I don't care if I spend 5 grand on a meal, if there's mustard or pickles on it, I'm not eating it.

What about olives? Seems like most people that hate pickles hate olives, too.

 

[LongtimeRamsFan42]

See, I'm a rare breed of southerner that doesn't like cornbread, but I also don't want to hurt my grandma's feelings, so I cover it in ketchup and choke it down. Same thing for mayo and most beans.

Ah, got ya...that's a WHOLE different situation. You're a HELL of a Grandson for that!!!

 

[TheRangerDude]

Grilled Nolan Ryan beef hotdog wrapped in bacon with melted cheddar cheese, relish, ketchup, and mustard.

 

[cmc_rebar]

I also hate pickles.

But I eat a banana and mayo sammy at least once a week.

Bananas is one fruit I will not even let my wife buy/ bring in the house. If the banana crop was to go extinct forever, I would not shed a tear. Absolutely despise the smell of bananas