MLB Daily Thread: 4-13-16 Clay Fantastic Again, Last Place Coming

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You're not high on the Nats

I'm not high on anything. Fuckin' work ruins everything.

 

[bravesfan]

It was historically bad last year. I didn't look at "all time," but I did look at the last twenty or so years and the 2015 NL East was the worst measured by divisional W/L record.

The braves and marlins are owned by people who could give 2 shits about winning and the Phillies are official bankrupt. The next 3 years could be epically awful

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Murphy and Joe Ross for Zimm and Desmond is basically the deal.

I like that, but wasnt Ross with them most of last season?

 

[The Q]

I like that, but wasnt Ross with them most of last season?

Yeah, but he is basically taking Zimm's spot in the rotation as a FT starter.

 

[cerealboi]

Why couldn't the Red Sox be in the NL East. Why?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Why couldn't the Red Sox be in the NL East. Why?

That's exactly what I was saying last year about the Indians!

 

[bravesfan]

The baseball gods hate Boston and cleveland

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Yeah, but he is basically taking Zimm's spot in the rotation as a FT starter.

Then who's taking Ross' spot in the rotation?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

The baseball gods hate Boston

So, you've been following baseball for about two years. Welcome to the club, it's a great sport!

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — Atlanta Braves player Hector Olivera has been arrested for a dispute with a woman at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Arlington, police sources have told ABC7's Jeff Goldberg. The Braves are in town for a four-game series against the Washington Nationals.

Police sources say the female victim called 911 from the Ritz Carlton in Pentagon City at 6:51 Wednesday morning saying she had been assaulted. Police say the victim had bruises and was transported to Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington. Olivera was at the hotel and taken into police custody.

 

[bravesfan]

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — Atlanta Braves player Hector Olivera has been arrested for a dispute with a woman at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Arlington, police sources have told ABC7's Jeff Goldberg. The Braves are in town for a four-game series against the Washington Nationals.

Police sources say the female victim called 911 from the Ritz Carlton in Pentagon City at 6:51 Wednesday morning saying she had been assaulted. Police say the victim had bruises and was transported to Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington. Olivera was at the hotel and taken into police custody.

What a dingleberry....mlb ready

 

[cerealboi]

WASHINGTON (ABC7) — Atlanta Braves player Hector Olivera has been arrested for a dispute with a woman at the Ritz Carlton Hotel in Arlington, police sources have told ABC7's Jeff Goldberg. The Braves are in town for a four-game series against the Washington Nationals.

Police sources say the female victim called 911 from the Ritz Carlton in Pentagon City at 6:51 Wednesday morning saying she had been assaulted. Police say the victim had bruises and was transported to Virginia Hospital Center in Arlington. Olivera was at the hotel and taken into police custody.

I thought they hired Chipper to chaperone when the team travels?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

I thought they hired Chipper to chaperone when the team travels?

Apparently they have

 

[bravesfan]

Chipper can't speak spanish

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I thought they hired Chipper to chaperone when the team travels?

If that were the case, they'd have found a dead Mexican in a Braves' hotel room.

 

[bravesfan]

If that were the case, they'd have found a dead Mexican in a Braves' hotel room.

When did Chipper ever kill a mexican

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When did Chipper ever kill a mexican

August, 2009.

 

[bravesfan]

August, 2009.

Just when I had finally forgotten about that....

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

When did Chipper ever kill a mexican

Hey, @Chewbaccer. What the hell is this? A Braves fan that doesn't know Chipper "kill't" a Mexican? I thought you fuckers listed that as one of his qualifications for induction to the HOF?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Just when I had finally forgotten about that....

Word I got was that the guy was painting Chipper's house and didn't trip out the windows properly and got a little paint on the glass. Apparently that dog just don't hunt on the Jones' Ranch.