I'm a lying sack of shit.

[TheDayMan]

You got that right. One Thanksgiving, I put the whole raw turkey in the microwave for 20 minutes. Took it out, ate it, and I was sick as a dog for 3 months.

 

[moxie]

And I won't fucking calm down!

 

[BigRedMoe]

You need to calm down... I've never heard anyone refer to a hot pocket as a sandwich firstly, and if I remember right, there's a little warning about the piping hot innards right there on the little sleeve you cook it in... you gotta read the label...

They should really be called Hot Sleeves.

 

[Jakology]

I'm fucking serious right now. I made a hot pocket a few months ago and was reading the motherfucking box while I was waiting for the microwave to heat to just above scalding and IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING BOX that it's a sandwich!! Pissed me right the fuck off so I threw it in the trash. If you don't believe me, go to the fucking store right now and read the stupid ass box!!

LOL. Well what defines a sandwich? Bread, meat, cheese, whatever the hell else you put on your sandwich, and sauce. I'm pretty sure hot pockets fall under that definition.

 

[tabascojet]

Now im really confused.....is slinky still an asshole.or not?

 

[williewilliejuan]

Jesus christ... that is one of the more fucked up things I've researched lately...

And now it's in your search history. Hope you're not at work...

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Jesus christ... that is one of the more fucked up things I've researched lately...

It's a go-to for me, along with the Mongolian Gas Pedal, and Mongolian Hate Slam.

Those fucking Mongolians are ruthless.

 

[TheDayMan]

I'm fucking serious right now. I made a hot pocket a few months ago and was reading the motherfucking box while I was waiting for the microwave to heat to just above scalding and IT SAYS RIGHT ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKING BOX that it's a sandwich!! Pissed me right the fuck off so I threw it in the trash. If you don't believe me, go to the fucking store right now and read the stupid ass box!!

God damn... I believe you... fuck Hot Pockets, alright...


Shit...

 

[BigRedMoe]

You need to calm down... I've never heard anyone refer to a hot pocket as a sandwich firstly, and if I remember right, there's a little warning about the piping hot innards right there on the little sleeve you cook it in... you gotta read the label...

They should really be called Hot Sleeves.

 

[fknhippie]

 

[moxie]

LOL. Well what defines a sandwich? Bread, meat, cheese, whatever the hell else you put on your sandwich, and sauce. I'm pretty sure hot pockets fall under that definition.

You better shut your mouth. Is a fucking calzone a goddamn sandwich? That's bullshit!

 

[BigRedMoe]

Goddamnit! Fuckin' 'puter!

 

[moxie]

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LOOK!! RIGHT THERE ON THE GODDAMN BOX!!!

SAND.WICHES!! Fucking liars in a liar thread!

 

[fknhippie]

I've never had one, and after looking at the pictures i never want to eat one and I'm not sure i even want to fuck one.

 

[TheDayMan]

And now it's in your search history. Hope you're not at work...

I am... but give me some credit here, I'd never use my work computer to participate in SportsHoopla debauchery with you assholes...

 

[BigRedMoe]

You better shut your mouth. Is a fucking calzone a goddamn sandwich? That's bullshit!

May I offer you a Hot Sleeve?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Now im really confused.....is slinky still an asshole.or not?

 

[Jakology]

I think @moxie has proven that she is indeed a woman. Hot pockets are sandwiches. Deal with it woman. And yes so are calzones.

 

[DetroitFan*]

Now im really confused.....is slinky still an asshole.or not?

Nah, he hands out stale tootsie rolls at the homeless shelter.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I am... but give me some credit here, I'd never use my work computer to participate in SportsHoopla debauchery with you assholes...

Smart man. I only visit here from my phone while at work. Don't need or want a visit from HR about my non-work related activities.