Cowboys getting arrested like hot cakes

[Manster7588]

It’s taken you guys a while to come up with Eagles players. I’m surprise you don’t keep a list of NFL players who have been arrested, given the interest that Dallas will inevitably have in that player at some future date.

NFL Arrest Statistics

 

[Manster7588]

Keep a list? That's what Google is for

NFL Arrest Statistics

Seems we are pretty much about the same no matter how you sort it except for the last 6 months where we have none!!! Straight and narrow in 2019 baby and yes Zeke wasn't arrested...

Damn, ninja'd

 

[knowyourenemy]

Not really sure what that means. Took me all of a second of thinking to recall this bar fight.

It was several hours between my post and your reply. It’s reasonable to assume that you were thinking about Eagles players with legal issues for the entirety of those several hours and then finally thought of one and posted it.

 

[knowyourenemy]

Keep a list? That's what Google is for

NFL Arrest Statistics

Seems we are pretty much about the same no matter how you sort it except for the last 6 months where we have none!!! Straight and narrow in 2019 baby and yes Zeke wasn't arrested...

NFL Arrest Statistics

Not surprising that Cowboys fans are familiar with this.

 

[jarntt]

It was several hours between my post and your reply. It’s reasonable to assume that you were thinking about Eagles players with legal issues for the entirety of those several hours and then finally thought of one and posted it.

Come on man. It's 2019. It takes 10 seconds to go to Google.com, think about what you want to search and get results. Then another 5 seconds to go to this tab and past your response...My guess is he was taking a crap. You ever see the way Ford eats???

 

[Manster7588]

Not surprising that Cowboys fans are familiar with this.

I use it to shut down stupidity.

 

[knowyourenemy]

Come on man. It's 2019. It takes 10 seconds to go to Google.com, think about what you want to search and get results. Then another 5 seconds to go to this tab and past your response...My guess is he was taking a crap. You ever see the way Ford eats???

You really think that I think that he was deliberating for 5+ hours about Eagles players with legal issues?

 

[jarntt]

You really think that I think that he was deliberating for 5+ hours about Eagles players with legal issues?

Do you really think that I think that you think that he thinks that...wait, what?

 

[eaglesnut]

You really think that I think that he was deliberating for 5+ hours about Eagles players with legal issues?

He was. And all he found was one of our bad ass defenders bad assing some punk's face.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

I post homophobic jokes and that bothers you, but you talk about fucking daughters and that's OK.

Get off of your soapbox moron.

To me there’s a big difference I’m saying, “That’s why your daughter loves me” and being a homophobe. If you’re religious one day you’ll have to answer for it.

 

[Manster7588]

To me there’s a big difference I’m saying, “That’s why your daughter loves me” and being a homophobe. If you’re religious one day you’ll have to answer for it.

Wrong. Talking about young girls is much worse.

 

[fordman84]

He was. And all he found was one of our bad ass defenders bad assing some punk's face.

Will the NFL consider this a repeat offender?

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

Wrong. Talking about young girls is much worse.

No, being a homophobe means you hate a group of people for the way they were born just like racism. Joking about a dudes daughter after he insulted me is just a joke. Attacking someone for they way they are after all the shit they take is wrong. Mine may have been low class joking about someone’s daughter but when you align yourself with the worst of society and attack gays it’s wrong.

 

[handicappers]

No, being a homophobe means you hate a group of people for the way they were born just like racism. Joking about a dudes daughter after he insulted me is just a joke. Attacking someone for they way they are after all the shit they take is wrong. Mine may have been low class joking about someone’s daughter but when you align yourself with the worst of society and attack gays it’s wrong.

So you were born a cock sucker? makes sense.

lol @ "the way they were born". You're a fucktarded moron.

 

[Manster7588]

No, being a homophobe means you hate a group of people for the way they were born just like racism. Joking about a dudes daughter after he insulted me is just a joke. Attacking someone for they way they are after all the shit they take is wrong. Mine may have been low class joking about someone’s daughter but when you align yourself with the worst of society and attack gays it’s wrong.

First off I will freely admit I'm not all that comfortable around a gay person, however since I've been married to my wife who has gay friends, I'm not as uncomfortable as I was pre marriage. So now how do you live with yourself as a *********.

 

[jarntt]

First off I will freely admit I'm not all that comfortable around a gay person, however since I've been married to my wife who has gay friends, I'm not as uncomfortable as I was pre marriage. So now how do you live with yourself as a *********.

Sometimes I think I'm a little TOO comfortable around gay people...

But hey, 50 bucks is 50 bucks...

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

So you were born a cock sucker? makes sense.

lol @ "the way they were born". You're a fucktarded moron.

Yes, they were born that way. Scientists have already located a gene that predisposes people to homosexuality even though your Mormon bible says differently.

 

[PhoenixEagles1]

First off I will freely admit I'm not all that comfortable around a gay person, however since I've been married to my wife who has gay friends, I'm not as uncomfortable as I was pre marriage. So now how do you live with yourself as a *********.

Why wouldn’t you be comfortable around another human being. I don’t know what you were trying to call me at the end? Who cares what two men or two women do when they go to bed. That’s totally bizarre to me that you feel uncomfortable around a gay person. I’ll never understand that. As I stated I’m insecure about my clothes and especially sneakers and that didn’t make sense to you but are you that insecure about your sexuality and what people think of you had gay friends.

 

[Manster7588]

Why wouldn’t you be comfortable around another human being. I don’t know what you were trying to call me at the end? Who cares what two men or two women do when they go to bed. That’s totally bizarre to me that you feel uncomfortable around a gay person. I’ll never understand that. As I stated I’m insecure about my clothes and especially sneakers and that didn’t make sense to you but are you that insecure about your sexuality and what people think of you had gay friends.

You talk about little girls, so figure it out.

 

[Pure Steel]

Sometimes I think I'm a little TOO comfortable around gay people...

But hey, 50 bucks is 50 bucks...

Recruiter: Now, are either of you homosexuals?
Winger: You mean like flaming?
Recruiter: Well, it's a standard question we have to ask.
Russell: No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.
Winger: Yeah ... would they send us someplace special?