Hello Again Fuckers

[HuskerOC]

Working too hard, playing too much golf, and drinking way too much to even think about college football and............

holy shit. We haz games this Thursday and I have to prepare for my college fantasy draft by listening to you assholes.

Outside of my Huskers, who do you racist bastards like this year?

 

[RegentDenali]

Hello right back attcha fucker.

 

[corn train]

I’m all in with B.J. Cobbledick this year

 

[HuskerOC]

I’m all in with B.J. Cobbledick this year

Heard he could throw a football over a mountain. Tackle a 2,000 pound grizzley bear, and drink 100 Falstaffs in a single day.

Kid has some promise.

 

[corn train]

Heard he could throw a football over a mountain. Tackle a 2,000 pound grizzley bear, and drink 100 Falstaffs in a single day.

Kid has some promise.

It was him or McCringleberry, really close call
Best tackler I’ve seen since Joe Montanya

 

[HuskerOC]

It was him or McCringleberry, really close call
Best tackler I’ve seen since Joe Montanya

Got my eye on lots of dudes, but McKringleberry stands out right now.

 

[7Samurai13]

 

[corn train]

Got my eye on lots of dudes, but McKringleberry stands out right now.

Three pumps is a personal foul, all day

 

[Red_Alert]

Got my eye on lots of dudes, but McKringleberry stands out right now.

I'm sure you do.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[HuskerOC]

I'm sure you do.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

True. Richard Simmons lives in my basement.

 

[HuskerOC]

Sam. You're coming to Lincoln for the game, and you'll sleep with my ex-wife in the guest bedroom. We'll have many thirsties, cheer for the greatness of college football, and I'll drive you to airport 2 hours late for your flight home.

 

[outofyourmind]

Oh God
Nebraska fans stumbling up from the basement now that they have the new coach they want.

 

[TheReal_NU]

Oh God
Nebraska fans stumbling up from the basement now that they have the new coach they want.

Yeah, like you’ld be here if Mike Stoops was your head coach.

 

[HuskerOC]

Oh God
Nebraska fans stumbling up from the basement now that they have the new coach they want.

Our new coach is so much greater than Baker Gayfield. Do I need to break out the Venn Diagram of greatness and how gay Oklahoma fans are compared to Baker Gayfield and Scott Frost?

 

[outofyourmind]

Our new coach is so much greater than Baker Gayfield. Do I need to break out the Venn Diagram of greatness and how gay Oklahoma fans are compared to Baker Gayfield and Scott Frost?

It's been a long time, hasn't it.
Don't worry. It will be here soon.
Go Frosty

 

[HuskerOC]

It's been a long time, hasn't it.
Don't worry. It will be here soon.
Go Frosty

How many Natty's you douchebags win during our hiatus?

 

[outofyourmind]

How many Natty's you douchebags win during our hiatus?

Man
It's about time you guys got that spark back.

 

[HuskerOC]

Man
It's about time you guys got that spark back.

I went to the nearest high school where they were doing SPARK ratings. I rang up 7 points.

On a scale of 1 to Adrian Peterson, I felt pretty damn good about my effort.

 

[B_dub]

 

[HuskerOC]

That is mesmerizing or something like that.