Peyton and the ESPYs

[Zooky]

His KD joke was savage.

Yes sir, that was freakin awesome.

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

Won't someone make more dick jokes!

Not a ton of successful male comedians use dick jokes...

 

[GNG]

I watched Manning's lame opening monologue and then turned the channel to something better.

 

[NEPatsfan]

I have to admit Peyton was a lot better than I expected.
For those posters here that can't grasp the realm of comparing athletes of different eras, how about trying to pick between different sports?

Didn't see it, his giant melon doesn't fit on my 60" tv.

 

[chf]

Not a ton of successful male comedians use dick jokes...

The ever deepening Shark mystery.



This Chris Rock Joke Made A Lot Of People Angry


I can keep going, literally hundreds of them. I think you get the picture. In fact, pretty sure it's a dick-pic.

 

[mcnabb7542]

Well I generally think Amy Schumer is an annoying no talent scrub who just talks about her hoo-ha 24/7 to get the women in the audience to bust out laughing while the men kind of nervously glance around laughing so the hole sitting next to them wont cause a scene later that night, so this was icing on the cake.

So basically you fapped the whole time she was talking?

If she approached you and asked for a one night fling you wouldn't think twice, your pants would be down your ankles....

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Did he host the show? I've always thought he was quick witted and naturally funny.

no you are thinking of Eli

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

Well I generally think Amy Schumer is an annoying no talent scrub who just talks about her hoo-ha 24/7 to get the women in the audience to bust out laughing while the men kind of nervously glance around laughing so the hole sitting next to them wont cause a scene later that night, so this was icing on the cake.

Actually I think her uncle is a far better comedian. When he makes those jokes about defending honest hard working people and knowing what they want he just cracks me up

 

[PEOPLESCHICKEN]

So basically you fapped the whole time she was talking?

If she approached you and asked for a one night fling you wouldn't think twice, your pants would be down your ankles....

i would cut my own donk off before tapping that tuna salad

 

[YankeeRebel]

Loved KD's reaction while everyone else was laughing

Fuck KD, glad the world knows he's a sellout

Peyton is naturally pretty hilarious

LOL How is he a sellout? This is so dumb when people say this, he owed that team nothing, not one thing, he wanted a chance for a ring and went after it and got paid that is just smart.

 

[YankeeRebel]

Hell Edelman nailed it too. " Peyton has done a great job, but then again we are inside "

 

[black francis]

Loved KD's reaction while everyone else was laughing

Fuck KD, glad the world knows he's a sellout

Peyton is naturally pretty hilarious

"nothing i hate more than an athlete that wants to win"

 

[Sharkonabicycle]

So basically you fapped the whole time she was talking?

If she approached you and asked for a one night fling you wouldn't think twice, your pants would be down your ankles....

Eh probably. I've gotten with some overweight chicks before. Still doesn't change the fact she's a terrible comedian.

 

[NEPatsfan]

So basically you fapped the whole time she was talking?

If she approached you and asked for a one night fling you wouldn't think twice, your pants would be down your ankles....

And?


Did you catch the ghey or something?

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

LOL How is he a sellout? This is so dumb when people say this, he owed that team nothing, not one thing, he wanted a chance for a ring and went after it and got paid that is just smart.

Taking shortcuts to winning rings is the act of a coward in sports

The End

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

Hell Edelman nailed it too. " Peyton has done a great job, but then again we are inside "

Peyton Manning ended the Pats season the last 3 times he faced them in his career

Edelman needs to stick to his continued quest in trying to convince the public he doesnt love the taste of a mans' penis

 

[DirtDirtDirt]

"nothing i hate more than an athlete that wants to win"

"Exactly what I didnt say when Lebron James bolted for Miami"

 

[black francis]

"Exactly what I didnt say when Lebron James bolted for Miami"

what were the ratings for Durants TV special?

 

[soxfan1468927]

Peyton Manning ended the Pats season the last 3 times he faced them in his career

Edelman needs to stick to his continued quest in trying to convince the public he doesnt love the taste of a mans' penis

Shouldn't you be crapping on Peyton's "greatest offense ever" in 2013 scoring just 8 points in the Super Bowl?

 

[mcnabb7542]

He did thank Von Miller and the Broncos defense for "carrying him" to another Super Bowl win...