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forty_three
Stance: Goofy
Wear green! Get Drunk! Hide from short people with beards! And pay no attention to what the day is really for! NO!! THERE'S AN ENTIRE PEOPLE TO MOCK!
Just like I am sure that on Martin Luther King day, you dress in a hoodie, get fake gold teeth, wave a plastic gun around shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics and call your wife a "ho".
And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"
On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".
Bastille day, you don't take a bath, do mime, eat terrible food and hide under tables when anything bad happens?
Because all "holidays" deserve the exact same amount of pandering to the lowest common denominator stereotypes, amirite?
Just like I am sure that on Martin Luther King day, you dress in a hoodie, get fake gold teeth, wave a plastic gun around shouting Snoop Dogg lyrics and call your wife a "ho".
And on St Valentine's day, you wear a black suit, black shirt, white tie, grease your hair back and drive a Lincoln Town Car with a fake dead "stoolie" in the trunk while singing "That's Amore!"
On Cinco De Mayo, you wear a sombrero and bolo tie and carry a plastic weed wacker and constantly sing "One Ton Tomato", and call everyone "essay".
Bastille day, you don't take a bath, do mime, eat terrible food and hide under tables when anything bad happens?
Because all "holidays" deserve the exact same amount of pandering to the lowest common denominator stereotypes, amirite?