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The festival he is at, Electric Daisy Carnival or EDC, is also notorious for drug use. It's basically a giant rave and everyone is high on molly. I doubt he was just drunk.
That's all the proof you need, but Lane Johnson doesn't use PEDs...
 

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That's all the proof you need, but Lane Johnson doesn't use PEDs...

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atleast the very minimal a game suspension for being a dumb ass, getting caught, and making the league look like an ass.
 

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Zeke, repeat after me: "Someone slipped something in my soda while I wasn't looking"
 

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atleast the very minimal a game suspension for being a dumb ass, getting caught, and making the league look like an ass.
But that was a pretty fine lookin ass he was with...
 

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atleast the very minimal a game suspension for being a dumb ass, getting caught, and making the league look like an ass.
The only issue I have with your statement is I don't think it makes the NFL look like an ass. The NFL didn't do anything wrong. They're just an easy target like say the military. Just because one knuckle head does something stupid, it's not a direct correlation to that group or activity. If anything the NFL and organizations like the military do more to prevent these things from happening via mandated training. But knuckle heads will be knuckle heads.
 

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Zeke, repeat after me: "Someone slipped something in my soda while I wasn't looking"

Zeke's statement after hiring Johnny Cochran Jr.

"My girlfriend and I were trying to go to a sock hop to have a wholesome vanilla milkshake. But someone dropped something strange in our drinks and we temporarily lost control. I later found myself at a Las Vegas rave at 3 a.m. wearing a fanny pack and Lebron jersey, and she was bare assed. It was a setup, and I believe Eagles fans are responsible. If the daisy dukes don't fit, you must acquit!"
 

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The festival he is at, Electric Daisy Carnival or EDC, is also notorious for drug use. It's basically a giant rave and everyone is high on molly. I doubt he was just drunk.
Lol yeah, that's not in question, he's mollied up.
Not his first time.
 

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It's cool it wasn't a women. Nothing to see here move along!

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Send him to the gallows
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Zeke also has questionable taste in hoes from what I have seen. It's like he doesn't realize he is a superstar athlete who can do so much better.

What is that woman wearing???
Bill Clinton didn't have good taste in women either.
 

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One interesting thing to consider: Zeke was detained literally like four hours before his youth football camp was set to start back in Texas.

I think we can all agree from looking at his condition several time zones away in Vegas at 3 am that...he wasn't going to make the start of the youth football camp.


 

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In his defense I'm not sure what he really did wrong other than being drunk in public..

IIRC...It was Ron White saying to the cop..... "Officer, I wasn't drunk in public, I was drunk in the bar and they threw into the public."
 
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