Writing songs

[mrschaney]

During the pandemic, I've been writing some bluegrass rap songs, here is a sample:
(to the tune of funky cold medina)

I got an old cur dog,
her name is Suzy,
Treed a fat possum,
it were a doozy,
Fell out of the tree hard,
Rendered the fat into a bucket of lard.

You know what I'm sayin'?
I got every dog in my neighborhood breakin' down my door
I got Spuds McKenzie
Alex from Stroh's
They won't leave my dog alone with that Medina, pal

 

[mrschaney]

Hello Rocko!

 

[Dude]

What will I do,
If I can’t live without you.
What can I do,
If you’re always thinking of someone else like Rockoo
What can we do, to make things more friendly,
What can we do to eat popcorn on the couchie...

Chorus:
What will I do if you are not there
What will I do If things go wrong
What will I do from here on if you keep seducing rock
Is always up to you ...

* Rock told me to send you these lyrics.