what would you rather

[HuskerPower52]

Eat crabs off a bums nut sack or eat the corn out of the same bums shit

 

[chucksker]

crabs as in pubic lice or King Crab?

if its king crab, easily the crabs....otherwise i would....actually probably still the crabs

 

[Red_Alert]

This thread

 

[chucksker]

This thread

its a valid question. these are the type of life decisions that influence who you are as a man

Heres a good one....piss a marble or shit a bowling ball?

 

[antone112]

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

I say we should have football 12 months a year cause you fuckers get freakin' scary with no football.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

and if it's a bum it's prolly field corn soooooooo............

 

[chucksker]

I say we should have football 12 months a year cause you fuckers get freakin' scary with no football.

 

[HuskerPower52]

Marble

 

[HuskerPower52]

Who would you rather kill that fucking runza guy on the commercials trying to be like demetri martin. Or Demetri Martin. Honestly I would drop a anvil on the head of either one of them and not bat an eye

 

[HuskerPower52]

crabs as in pubic lice or King Crab?

if its king crab, easily the crabs....otherwise i would....actually probably still the crabs

Pub lice. And honestly crabs I couldn't do poo if you paid me. Maybe 50 million American dollars

 

[iruletheskool]

Im drank

 

[chucksker]

#swerve

 

[Brasky]

Death is always that looming 3rd option

I've got one: Would you rather drink wine off a hookers ass crack or do a bump of coke off her butthole?

 

[iruletheskool]

lol 2 brasky being afeared of the bum

 

[chucksker]

Death is always that looming 3rd option

I've got one: Would you rather drink wine off a hookers ass crack or do a bump of coke off her butthole?

wine...i feel like that isnt a very hard choice....both are off of her ass but one is an illegal substance. how is that a hard choice?

 

[Shanemansj13]

wine...i feel like that isnt a very hard choice....both are off of her ass but one is an illegal substance. how is that a hard choice?

I agree. Its just the ass crack, not the actual asshole. Its obvious to go with the wine.

 

[Brasky]

I agree. Its just the ass crack, not the actual asshole. Its obvious to go with the wine.

The way I pictured it in my head, the stream of wine actually makes contact with the butthole before reaching your mouth.

I'll make this interesting. The hooker wine ass crack hasn't had a shower in 3 weeks, but the hooker coke butthole is clean... Catch is, she's in the throws of a violent bout of diarrhea so she's ready to blow at any moment like old faithful.

What say you now?

 

[chucksker]

still the wine

 

[Brasky]

I agree. Its just the ass crack, not the actual asshole. Its obvious to go with the wine.

Dude I feel bad. You don't even have 2 vcash pennies to rub together.

If we all donate one vcash he could get his shit together.