What Really Grinds My Gears... (Harry Potter)

[Sharkonabicycle]

Not ONCE, in Harry POTTAH, was there any teenage pregnancies.... was this something mentioned in the books and just didn't come full circle in the Hollyweird movies? You know those horny broom wielding fucks were going at it, but we're led to believe that not a single pregnancy happened? It's possible spells and all... but c'mon.

I mean at some point the girls we're buying candy to drug the guys to get wizard dick... and the broomsticks and everything.... thoughts on this?

If someone can explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.

 

[Think McFly Think]

I can’t explain it, and this was not what I expected to grind your gears. Lol, You raise some good points, however I’m not well versed enough in HP to contribute unfortunately.

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Clam do wn, OP, it's all explained in the movie: Grindrworld: Fantastic Beastiality

 

[Mebert]

Once the video game cones out we can see if this gap in the lore can be filled....giggity

 

[returnofjakedog]

I'm sure there are some "interesting" versions out there. I'd guess there is one named Hairy Pouter and the Chambermaid's Secretions?

 

[Ojb81]

Not ONCE, in Harry POTTAH, was there any teenage pregnancies.... was this something mentioned in the books and just didn't come full circle in the Hollyweird movies? You know those horny broom wielding fucks were going at it, but we're led to believe that not a single pregnancy happened? It's possible spells and all... but c'mon.

I mean at some point the girls we're buying candy to drug the guys to get wizard dick... and the broomsticks and everything.... thoughts on this?

If someone can explain it to me, I'd appreciate it.

Yer one a'them there preggo p.orn fellas, aintcha?