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What is more boring than watching the NFL draft?

PolarVortex

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It amuses me that dumbass football junkies will stay glued to the TV during the 15 minutes in between picks while they suffer through endless commercials and listen to the talking heads spout about crap they read off of a teleprompter.

What is more boring than watching the NFL draft?

Watching Malia unsuccessfully try to twerk while she smokes rag weed at a music festival?

Reading the reactions to the latest regrettable Trump Twitter post?

Watching infomercials hosted by some coked-up English guy trying to sell cleaning products?
 

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I agree, it's a shit show.
 

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I only watch it to see who the Packers select in the first round

then, I would rather watch reruns of Law and Order
 

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I watch for the commercials
 

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I only watch it to see who the Packers select in the first round

then, I would rather watch reruns of Law and Order

While I do like me some L&O, I keep the draft on all the way through, or at least I check in every so often if I'm otherwise occupied.
 

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While I do like me some L&O, I keep the draft on all the way through, or at least I check in every so often if I'm otherwise occupied.
While I do like me some L&O, I keep the draft on all the way through, or at least I check in every so often if I'm otherwise occupied.


Lenny Brisco - one of the greatest TV characters evah
 

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Ummm skydiving while shooting guns.
Roller coaster rides with handhold instead of safety bars.
Testing the top speed of a new Bugatti Chiron.
Scuba Diving with Great Whites while wearing Lady GaGa's meat dress instead of a wetsuit.
Getting locked in the cage with Jon Bones Jones.
My team down 3 in the Superbowl with the ball and 2 minutes left.

Just a few things I can think of off the top of my head that are more boring than the NFL Draft.
 

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For Vikings fans? Today? Probably nothing.
 

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While I do like me some L&O, I keep the draft on all the way through, or at least I check in every so often if I'm otherwise occupied.
Proceed to the head of the faggot list.
 

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The draft isn't for everyone. I love the draft maybe more than the Super Bowl though. I love the process of seeing how teams work to build their roster. The draft is obviously a big part of that equation. If you know the players after watching hours of game tape on them then yes the draft is more than worth it. Not everybody does that though.
 

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It's only worth it to watch the Jets fans in the audience go ape-shit over their first round pick
 

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People bitching about other people watching the draft :noidea:
 

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Probably sex. Sex is boring as fuck, and I have to work up a sweat and be all productive and shit? Honestly, just sitting in front of a 70" 4K TV with a 6 pack, whiskey/bourbon and no nagging is paradise to me. No woman, no bitch whining.... just sayin' man, you're a cuck if you're not watching the NFL draft tonight doing whatever you want to do.
 

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For Vikings fans? Today? Probably nothing.


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