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UW Kicker Attempted Suicide

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I'm trying to find a credible link, but it's being reported the UW kicker attempted suicide after missing a key FG losing the game to Oregon. He reportedly got onto a stool and tried to hang himself. Fortunately, he was unable to kick the stool out from under himself, took the noose off and continued on with his day. If I find the link, I'll post it....
 

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If I could make a recommendation.

It’s not too late to delete this post.
 

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"unable to kick the stool out from under himself"

I was buying it until that.

A little dark, but that's my favorite kind of humor.
 

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Hopefully UW's OC doesn't have this problem if and when he attempts to hang himself.
 

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I felt bad for about 2 seconds after laughing at that. Then I continued laughing some more.
 

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Wow, never heard that joke before...

:L
 

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Hopefully UW's OC doesn't have this problem if and when he attempts to hang himself.
Maybe the problem is Petersen since he keeps finding shitty OCs.
 

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Maybe the problem is Petersen since he keeps finding shitty OCs.
It absolutely falls on Petersen's shoulders. He gets paid millions to win games and he keeps hiring these fvcking tools as OC.
 

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It absolutely falls on Petersen's shoulders. He gets paid millions to win games and he keeps hiring these fvcking tools as OC.
I thought their play calling was fine, overall.
 

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HAHAHA. OK, not great, but they caught Oregon off guard several times.
Anyone can throw in a double reverse pass and catch a team off guard. Also, the overall game plan was great. The problem is when you’re on the goal line or 3rd or 4th and short and you go back to the same bullshit wildcat bullshit, that only works against inferior teams that you could just as easily blow off the line with a normal dive or off tackle play.

Seriously, explain that... without fail when you need 2 yards you take any threat of a pass away and tell everyone what you’re doing. If you want to argue they can run a sweep or option or some kind of trick play out of it too, first consider they have not once done so.

So that doesn’t work on second down, so they throw a fade on 3rd. That would be a fine call on first or second down, but now on 3rd down when you need to make something happen if you want the 7 points you need to put pressure on the other team’s offense, you go with a play that by design has one option, you either hit it right and win the matchup or you don’t.

It’s shit like that... not the overall game planning or wrinkle that happens to work every now and then.
 

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Nate Kaeding is the kicker?
 
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