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Utah Jazz Slander: Real or Imagined?

Is there such a thing as Utah Jazz Slander?

  • Of course

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • No, who gives a fuck about the Utah Jazz

    Votes: 10 83.3%

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I have to admit, this is the funniest shit I have heard in the NBA in some time. Can we all agree that no one thinks of the Utah Jazz, like, ever?

 

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During his career, The Mailman was one of my favorite players and I still barely paid attention to the Jazz. lol
 

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Yes, I hear the new owner is thinking about changing the name to that, the Utah Slander, caving into the pressure from those who ask what jazz music has to do with Utah.

About as much as lakes have to do with Los Angeles. lol
 

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I have to admit, this is the funniest shit I have heard in the NBA in some time. Can we all agree that no one thinks of the Utah Jazz, like, ever?


I like this. Please give the Jazz extra motivation. I have bets on the Jazz, Nuggets, and Celtics winning the NBA title and each bet is a two-team parlay with the Bucs winning the Super Bowl, which obviously has already happened.
 

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I like this. Please give the Jazz extra motivation. I have bets on the Jazz, Nuggets, and Celtics winning the NBA title and each bet is a two-team parlay with the Bucs winning the Super Bowl, which obviously has already happened.
Yikes....name 3 "contenders" that aren't winning this year....
 

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I'm looking at the draft order and with the positions the Jazz players play, who exactly should they have been drafted before?
 

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Few things can unite Celtics, Sixers, Bulls, Lakers and Warriors fans. But...Utah Jazz slander can!
 

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I'm looking at the draft order and with the positions the Jazz players play, who exactly should they have been drafted before?

As Barkley noted, taking Sabonis over Gobert when Lebron declared he needed size in the paint was clear slander.

I think everyone in the league hates Gobert from what I can tell, he is a bitch and everyone knows it. An over paid $200 million bitch.
 

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As Barkley noted, taking Sabonis over Gobert when Lebron declared he needed size in the paint was clear slander.

I think everyone in the league hates Gobert from what I can tell, he is a bitch and everyone knows it. An over paid $200 million bitch.
He has Giannis and Jokic on his team already. To me Sabonis makes more sense for what the team could use than Gobert, especially with how basketball is played today.
 

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As Barkley noted, taking Sabonis over Gobert when Lebron declared he needed size in the paint was clear slander.

I think everyone in the league hates Gobert from what I can tell, he is a bitch and everyone knows it. An over paid $200 million bitch.

Most of the league is overpaid. Why hate a player for getting his money?
 

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Yikes....name 3 "contenders" that aren't winning this year....

There's a good chance that they'll all make it out of the first round and then you're down to 8 teams.

Jazz have the best chance to win the title, but don't sleep on the Nuggets. They really matured last year. They had a slow start this season, but they are rising. They'll surely catch the Blazers, and they should catch the Lakers if AD remains out. With a net rating of +5.4, the Nuggets are truly one of the best teams in the NBA.

The Celtics have been disappointing. They looked much better when I made that bet.
 

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There's a good chance that they'll all make it out of the first round and then you're down to 8 teams.

Jazz have the best chance to win the title, but don't sleep on the Nuggets. They really matured last year. They had a slow start this season, but they are rising. They'll surely catch the Blazers, and they should catch the Lakers if AD remains out. With a net rating of +5.4, the Nuggets are truly one of the best teams in the NBA.

The Celtics have been disappointing. They looked much better when I made that bet.
Yes if you squint you can make a case for one or two of these teams. And that's fun for you to have bets down. But, you ain't gonna cash. Still you have skin in the game and it's not like you have the Pacers or Hornets
 

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He saved the nba. It was going to get lockdown anyway. Him testing positive for covid just meant they avoided a huge super spreader event. Nothing to be mad about there

He acted like a total asshat.

Gobert catching COVID and the league acting like it did probably ended up being a net positive.

But Gobert should not be commended for what he did in any way.
 

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As Barkley noted, taking Sabonis over Gobert when Lebron declared he needed size in the paint was clear slander.

I think everyone in the league hates Gobert from what I can tell, he is a bitch and everyone knows it. An over paid $200 million bitch.

To win in the regular season Gobert is an easy call over Sabonis, but in an All-Star Game? Gobert will always be the worst option in that format.

Mitchell going that late is strange, he is an ideal fit for the all-star game, on account of him dribbling at halfcourt for 18 seconds and then driving into 4 defenders and throwing up a bad shot.
 
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